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"And I trust it has occurred to yer Highness that these two may have plotted all this? Or that they have stowed away in the middle of the night, under the moonlit night to embrace each other in a passion of flesh and skin?" Themes said with a bow, though the "respect" he shows is obviously a...

Kruor repositions himself to keep hos back to the walls, when he tries to skewer the huge rat in front of him the giant syringe attached to his forearm, the tip scrapes along the wall instead. "Ugh, me so clumsy today." Kruor said to himself. Move: Shift to F9 Standard: Vampire Slam @ DR2 MISS...

Well, I've start re-recruiting to see if that 6th slot will be filled up. If all goes well I'll have Malakai, TCO, Lilli, Lerrick and Artemis + 1 other.

The tavern door swings open, and a old robed man walks in at a hastened pace, his expression is hard and angry. Following directly behind him is a young boy, with a worried look on his face, as though he had knew he was about to be punished. The bartender steps forward to whisper something...

"I just looove when it rains. Always cheers me up, I hate all this sun we've been having recently. Too dry. Sometimes you need a good pour to keep your spirits up, ya know what I mean?" Themes chipped in.

"Aye, 'ardly any chance of missing anything here really. Da most exciting thin' da' happened was when some bloke fell o'er when he served us da goodies there." Themes replied as he points with his sword towards the now-empty plates. "Laughed till I fell rai' over, I did...hehe. Silly...

Oh, yeah...there's that :D Well, here's an example of the format that I use when I roll: Vampire Slam @ Kobold Thrower 2 (or if there aren't any numbers, I'd put the square they're in) And if I wanna conserve my post length, this is what I do in Inivisible Castle... This is the roll: 1d20+7...

jbear: There's really no need to be worried about rolls, most people will state the essentials during attacking: e.g.: attack name, target, area targeted. It's not like it's a hard thing to do :P

"Youse waste lots of time." said Kruor. "Time is money Diana tell me. Me no need fires or cutting or mincing. No need for baking, cooking or stewing. Me daddy says I has a "liquid diet". I dunno what he mean but he always laughs really loud and says "But we all do!" after that.

DAMNIT I LOST MY POOOOOST. Too long to type it all over, uguuh...I was saying (sigh, here I go again) Sabynha's background of being a gypsy: there are genuine gypsies and then there are conners and liars and thieves. I suppose it's hard for her and I can relate to that. It also shares a...

"Ahoy-hoy, there." said Themes as he turns around to greet the newcomer. "Oy! What's be the matter with you people. Ya'll look so pale, ye be whiter than me mommie's pearls!" "These landlubbers! Like ol' Davy Jones has their grip on them already, so pale, so silent." he winks at Zuri. "Now put...

Kruor wades into the swarm of rats confidently, but when he tries to swing at them, he realizes that he has to make up for the fact that his arms are being slowed down by all the rats in the way! "Ugh, me no think about this twice..." said Kruor. He then takes another swing at them, at full...

Just got the second approval for the adventure "Rift in a Bag", what's next?

"...like Poseidon himself pried me sails of tha' mast and next thing yer know, tha' bilge-sucking gypsy woman's ship sped ahead like she had a hun'red hands on deck!" And so, Themes relates his tale of how the great pirate tribe lost a race to a young woman to the ragtag group that gathered...

I'm just showing my worries for being ambushed, I just think that Kruor would do better in the night...he is a vampire and a construct.

I'd be pretty mad if my DM suddenly unleashed all hell on one character by focus firing him/her with everything they've got at the same time. But I supposed there are people who play to win and people who play to play. I'd try to have a balance of the two, making an encounter challenging enough...

I've read and linked to your discussion about using the Hurl Weapon feat but they said ENWorld is not a source...or something like that. Fine, I knew it was a long shot. But I also found a discussion on their own forums which also ruled in my favor, but he just dismissed me. I've just shot a...

Bah, I'm getting quite mad over at the WotC forums. I've been posting in CharOp's "Ask a simple question" thread because someone claims that using the Hurl Weapon Barbarian feat to throw a weapon will not make it come back (magical or not) because by his line of logic, the weapon itself is not a...

Heh, if those merchants were Chinese... EDIT: Odd, why can't you link videos? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2W8aGgmn1A&feature=related

TADA! New adventure hook! Would be amusing if some thugs came looking for him (I assume it's a he?)