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    Who is Torog?

    Torog is the god of the bottomless pit. Sacrifices are cast into unwholesome abysses in the deep earth. Torog is the great maggot, a dhole god, a massive worm that gnaws at the roots of the world like Nidhogg. Torog is the deity of cursed treasures, luring seekers into trapped vaults in the...
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    Your character died. Big deal.

    The game wouldn't be the same without characters dying 5 minutes into the game from beetles shooting napalm out of their butts. Or the wizard accidentally setting the rogue, who's writhing on the floor dying from poison, on fire. In the world of swords & sorcery, life is cheap, horrible death...
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    The Purple.

    What a coincidence, last night at our game I was discussing using influences from "The Muppet Show" for a a d&D game. Evil puppet attack scenario!!
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    D&D 4E Running player commentary on PCat's 4E Campaign - Heroic tier (finished)

    No no no! Good fantasy names must have excessive apostrophes and syllables. Logan? Just jazz it up with some high fantasy flavor into Lyho'agha'Haan. Caldwell? Khalld'whell. If you can easily pronounce it...it isn't high fantasy enough!
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    Missing Monsters?

    I'm pretty sure that abyssal ghouls killed the ghast and took it's stuff. Scale it down 5 levels?
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    Adventurer's Vault has animals!

    Would it have killed WOTC to include some text with the stat blocks? I imagine some folks are scratching their heads "What the heck is a trihorn behemoth?" Wait a minute, Giant Ant as a mount? I can't really see a hive insect making a good mount.
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    Dire Slug - Level 6 Controller

    I'd swap the con and dex scores. And then knock dex down to 10 or so. A giant slug have a high reflex defense is a tad counter intuitive.
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    Forked Thread: What do you want to see from 4E Publishers?

    Real world animals Prehistoric animals Giant animals (including invertebrates) Low level monsters
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    Goodman Games embracing 4e!

    You have my money. When is this supposed to be available?
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    Unhappy w/4E monster manual..3PP pls. publish monster books pronto!!

    Dungeons & Dragons got a long just fine w/o detailed descriptions for 95% of it's monsters until 2nd edition...
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    Unhappy w/4E monster manual..3PP pls. publish monster books pronto!!

    My frustration with the 4th edition MM is due to several factors: Weird Arbitrary Design Decisions (Ankylosaur & Stegosaur??) + Lack of Real-Word/Prehistoric/Giant Animals + Weird Lightning Shooting Scorpions, etc instead of classic versions + Lack of Many Classic Staple D&D Monsters + New...
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    Unhappy w/4E monster manual..3PP pls. publish monster books pronto!!

    I am befuddled why the put both two similar armored tail-swinging dinosaurs with close levels (ankylosaur (7) and stegosaur (9)) instead of including a tyrannosaurus or velociraptor type dino. When I think of D&D adventurers fighting dinosaurs, anklyosaurs/stegos are not what spring to mind. It...
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    Order of the Stick 596!

    This is D&D land. The only thing V did that was wrong was not taking Kubota's stuff after killing him.
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    Order of the Stick 596!

    From my experiences in D&D land, not killing the bad guy when you have the opportunity is a act of foolish naivete. There's just too many unknown factors/uncertainty in D&D land (magic, etc), eliminating the threat when the opportunity presents itself is just smart play.
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    What role does the DMPC need to fill?

    The role of the DMPC is to die in some humourous-yet-horrible fashion 5 minutes into the adventure.
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    Were YOU ever Slain by an Elf?

    This thread has inspired me to create an evil elf npc adventurer party for my players to encounter.
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    Unhappy w/4E monster manual..3PP pls. publish monster books pronto!!

    Why not give them a surfboard and sunglasses as well...
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    Unhappy w/4E monster manual..3PP pls. publish monster books pronto!!

    You = Class Act Request queue: Rot Grub Green Slime Piercer
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    Unhappy w/4E monster manual..3PP pls. publish monster books pronto!!

    Oh yeah, I've been checking out his work...good stuff. I'm just spoiled and cranky, I'd rather just pay for a book of good monsters instead of farting around cutting and pasting from enworld and then going to the internet cafe/kinkos to print out a stack of papers that are going to fall all over...
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    Unhappy w/4E monster manual..3PP pls. publish monster books pronto!!

    Thank for the kind offer Henry, although I feel guilty about asking someone else to do the "heavy lifting" for free when I've been cranking out monsters using the guideline from the DMG.....regardless, FROGHEMOTH!!!
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