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    D&D 5E (2014) Build-A-Bar(barian) Workshop: Seeking advice for my next PC

    One of my groups is looking to start up a new 5E campaign in the new year, and I’m brainstorming ideas for my character. I’ve recently played a couple of Clerics and an Artificer, but I’m thinking that this time around it might be fun to mix it up and play the big guy standing up front and...
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    D&D General What Is Your Dream 50th Anniversary Product?

    Second-best solution, then… Print the monster stats on double-sided, three-hole-punched paper. Sell a gussied-up, overpriced binder to keep them all organized. Profit.
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    D&D General Destroying Rome?

    I would be 100% fine with my players destroying Rome. After all, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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    D&D General Multiclass names

    Paladin + Warlock = Padlock
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    D&D 5E (2014) How should hit points be gained? [5E specific]

    Personally, I prefer taking the average every level. It makes the math just a bit easier, and I don’t get crabby about a bad hit-die roll on my last level-up. If others prefer the randomness of rolling, that’s fine, too. I’ve got no fight with you. I am intrigued by “reroll all your hit dice...
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    D&D General Character named after someone more famous.

    My first 5E group included an edgelord Drow Ranger… … named Nicki Minaj. (NOT my character, btw)
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    D&D 5E (2014) So the DM Let me roll stats ...

    Since I switched to online play, I’ve almost always used standard array, unless the DM specifies another method. It’s easy to do with DDB, and it never leads to accusations that I fudged my stat rolls. In one game, the DM had me roll 4d6k3 in the VTT. I rolled slightly better than what standard...
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    D&D General Data from a million DnDBeyond character sheets?

    In addition, there may be some classes that are commonly used for a one- or two-level dip. Fighter and Warlock are the ones that spring to mind, though there may be others. If that’s the case, it should be taken into account in all of the “Nobody plays X” arguments.
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    D&D General Some Interesting Stats About D&D Players!

    I mean… we’re talking about a game that has Liches in it. I think we can all agree that the immortal Undead should be WOTC’s new target demographic.
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    D&D 5E (2014) The Printers Can't Handle WotC's One D&D Print Runs!

    Should have posted this earlier, but… WOTC: “You want the print runs?! You can’t HANDLE the print runs!”
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    D&D General Has anyone run a PHB only table?

    My first 5E group started up in 2016, so the PHB was all we had. The only exception to that was: One player wanted to play a Ranger. The DM suggested an updated Ranger from a UA release. They both thought that was a better choice. Everyone had a perfectly good time, and the lack of additional...
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    Wish I could delete this.

    Either: 1. The definitive answer to the fighters vs. casters debate, or 2. The complete text of the DMG… forever condemned to never be read.
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    D&D General Let's pitch D&D themed shows for WotC's new upcoming streaming channel

    FIENDS A sitcom about a half-dozen young, attractive devils, demons and aberrations living in a ridiculously oversized keep in Gehenna. Plots revolve around their romantic lives, and the daily grind of collecting more souls for their Blood Wars bosses. By season three, every character’s main...
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    D&D General Kobold Press Going Down a Dark Road

    Even if the assumption that “teens have no money to spend on D&D” were indisputably true, there would still be a compelling reason for WOTC to pursue the 12-24 demographic: Those “broke” 12-24 year-olds will eventually be 30-40 year-olds with much more disposable income. And if they become D&D...
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    D&D Movie/TV D&D: Honor Among Thieves Open Discussion [Full Spoilers]

    Who in their right mind would pay money to watch Benedict Cumberbatch play a wizard?
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    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Movie Review

    To be fair, if someone would hand me gold and magic items for doing these three things all day… I would take that job in a heartbeat.
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    D&D Movie/TV The D&D Movie Reviews Are Coming In

    I mean… it’s been 40 years since the cartoon. I’ve moved around a bunch of times since then. No reason the kids couldn’t have done so, as well… and maybe gotten stuck in the Realms somewhere along the way.
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    D&D Movie/TV What will be the end credits scene for the D&D Movie? (Wrong / silly answers only.)

    Posted this in another thread a while back, but I’m sticking to it: A hooded stranger, dressed entirely in black, steps out of the shadows and approaches Chris Pine’s character. He pulls back his hood. It’s Samuel L. Jackson, with an eye patch. “Mr. Edgin… I’d like to talk to you about the...
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    D&D General The D&D Memes Thread

    First: Thank you for creating this thread and keeping it going! Second: Have we done “I didn’t ask how large the room is. I said, I cast Fireball.” yet?
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