How about a Hannukkah tune? (to the tune of I have a little Dreidel)
I have a little golem
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then PC's I shall slay!
(chorus)
Oh golem, golem, golem
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then PC's I shall slay!
It has a lovely body...