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  1. Teflon Billy

    D&D is so METAL

    I find it...questionable...that your claim this culture that places so much emphasis on being "real" is, in fact, completely fake. It just seems odd to me that the fact that this 20-odd year old culture has never been revealed--by the media or anyone else--as the complete fakery that it...
  2. Teflon Billy

    Evolutionary Fantasy

    i would cast dragons as interdimensional interlopers. Entirely outside the "magical ecosystem" you describe. They travel interdimensionally with some difficulty--explaining their relative rarity--and would i suppose have the aberration type applied to them.
  3. Teflon Billy

    D&D is so METAL

    How much time do they spend selling Black Lotus on street corners until the City Watch arrive? Do the female adventurers get referred to as Bitches/Ho's? Do they hold their crossbows sideways while threatening each other? How many innocent bystanders get hit when they drive by an orc...
  4. Teflon Billy

    D&D is so METAL

    I was forst exposed to D&D abot 1980 on a news "Special report" about how this mysterious game was making metalheads kill each other. I had to check it out after that sell:)
  5. Teflon Billy

    D&D is so METAL

    Weedley Weedley Weedley Weeeeeee!
  6. Teflon Billy

    D&D is so METAL

    Heh, I love the articles reference to the Temple of Elementary Evil. "This temple is dedicated to evil of Grades 1-3..."
  7. Teflon Billy

    D&D is so METAL

    I'm a 13th lvel ManoWar
  8. Teflon Billy

    List all of your character names! *read the instructions*

    EN World's own Whizbang Dustyboots will be heartbroken :(
  9. Teflon Billy

    The AD&D DM Adventure Log

    I wonder why Black Dougal was always the example of a PC biting the dust? This, added with the Example of Play in the red book where he blows his disarm traps roll and dies from poison... Poor guy.
  10. Teflon Billy

    The Great d20 sell off begins with GRR

    Allright, for Christmas everyone I know is getting a copy of Sidewinder: Recoiled :)
  11. Teflon Billy

    [Novels] Sell me on sword and sorcery books

    Not just "Yes", but "Hell Yes" I wish I had thought to suggest Gemmell. The Waylander series is top flight stuff. Also check out Legend (known as Against the Horde in Europe for some reason).
  12. Teflon Billy

    Tales of the Gold Monkey

    You should watch the boxed set of Walt Disney's Tale Spin cartoon... It borrowed it's premise/script bible almost entirely from Tales of the Gold Monkey. Jake Cutter=Baloo Bon Chance Louis= King Louis etc...
  13. Teflon Billy

    My Table Rules (feel free to critique!)

    In that case it's a great policy:)
  14. Teflon Billy

    [Novels] Sell me on sword and sorcery books

    I think you should try and judge books by what they are, not what they aren't. Which is do say, do they succeed at what they attempt. I mean, saying that Conan the Conqueror compares unfavorably to The Brothers Karamazov is like complaining that Die Hard isn't Citizen Kane...both are classics...
  15. Teflon Billy

    My Table Rules (feel free to critique!)

    I was owndering the same thing...what's "obvious" about these reasons?
  16. Teflon Billy

    My Table Rules (feel free to critique!)

    Man...I can't imagine having a "code of conduct" codified so as to allow me to play a game with my friends. Different strokes and all, but if I had to spell this kind of thing out to a group of people, they aren't folks I'd particularly want to hang around with. "Respect Each Other" needs...
  17. Teflon Billy

    Game Day re-hash

    Yeah, I often wondered why they abandoned the... Character Level= Rank Spell Level= Power Dungeon Level=Level ...terminology.
  18. Teflon Billy

    Game Day re-hash

    (reposted form the other thread) I held out to assemble a group of folks who had never played D&D before...just asked people if they were already D&D players. Anyone who said yes got sent off to another table. It went pretty well with the noobs all things considered. I mean, they were dumb...
  19. Teflon Billy

    Are you planning on participating in Worldwide D&D Gameday 2007?

    No problem, it's not like those 3.0 Players Handbooks were doing anything on my shelf:)
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