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I can't use Japanese undead in my games. Too much MSG.

I was expecting more nuance. "Well, most are, but some of them are the spirits of the departed and possibly undead." But even those seem really fey in execution...

Are yokai fey?

I find the main delimiter is usually: are they rentals or owned. If they're owned, it's a capital depreciation already absorbed into budget, so nobody actually cares (except the computer security guys, who, if they're good, care a lot). If they're rentals, somebody will notice when the next bill...

After being let go from the Data Center team a few years ago, I was immediately rehired by the Lab team from the same company. It's a great fit for me, as in my decades in IT I've never been able to specialize in any one thing in IT -- most of that time I worked for a terrible boss, who would...

I thought maybe there was a user tool that I missed.

How do you figure out if you're ignored by somebody?

Alien abduction vs immigrant detention I think I've heard it called unparalleled misalignment, but it's basically a quadruple entendre, I guess? EDIT: Oooh, booty call ≠ butt dial ≠ bottom text...

"Youth is wasted on the young." —not sure who said it first, but I last heard it from Auntie Ursa Bonechewer, the age-stealing hag

I usually try to get 8. My daughter always gets up promptly at 8AM, which isn't a problem when I've had my 8 hours, but can be really problematic when I've only had 3 or 4 by then. 24-year-old me thought nothing of running a freakin' marathon with 3 or 4, but 56-year-old me has trouble...

I tell myself I'm 13, and while it's true (emotionally), my body and brain constantly show up the lie...

No, that's incorrect. They're definitely referring to the Hugh Queen.

Well, fine, then we're going to be experimenting with requiring diacetyl intake! Those so-called scientists don't know anything! In fact, we're going to replace flouride with diacetyl so that everyone can enjoy the multitudinous and far-reaching health benefits my brain worms assure me it provides!

Well, but throwing random vapes out the window is possibly even worse for the environment! Oh, wait...

LOL, you think birds are real? Don't believe the lies of Big Fowl!

Absolutely. When I think "underrated", I always turn to AAA games...

I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing you with my fingers in my ears while I'm loudly singing, "LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Could you please repeat that?

Related to this, let me all my podcast/Patreon/other monetization method. Maybe I should start a website called OnlyGMs...

Narrator: "This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."