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Thanks, Yavathol. Dance lessons were good. We did a group lesson focusing on the rhumba first (which I enjoyed really a lot because we did turns and position five half-turns mixed into the box step), then had our test. The test consisted of us doing the fox trot and the hustle while the...

Court today, and ballroom dancing this evening. I'll post when I can. I think we're being tested this evening at the dance lesson to see whether we've fumbled through enough lessons to qualify to begin the Bronze I program. I may not dance particularly well, but, damn, call something a "test"...

Kago bashed Kuo-toa 4 with his warhammer, dealing 5 points of bludgeoning damage. The creature bleated in pain as the blow struck its ribs. The Spear of Gruumsh, ever faithful, heeded Kago's need and flashed at Kuo-toa 2, impaling the slimy-skinned beast through the torso. The tip of the...

The kuo-toa monitor barked an odd coughing sort of challenge at Kamael's retreating form, then turned and briskly stepped forward and had a go at the unsuspecting Turvey. Solace was too high up on the elevated ledge to get in an attack as the monitor left her reach. The monitor kicked...

I've vetted Ce'rek and sent a PM to you, Wrex. Thanks for selecting a monstrous race. I've been looking for someone to do that, so it's neat you rolled with it. Also neat to see someone playtest Unearthed Arcana material. I'll insert Ce'rek into the IC as soon as I can. When I do, I'll ping...

Pleased I could contribute to your delinquency. :D (let the Honor jokes begin!)

Round 4 Solace speared Kuo-toa 1, hitting a vital organ. She felt the tip of her rapier strike meat and knew she'd hit true. Leaning her weight into her blade, she twisted the rapier, getting maximum effect out of the hit. Sure enough, Kuo-toa 1 dropped in a heap at the top of the stairs...

http://i.imgur.com/LIEJKBB.jpg?1Girri blanched as the door burst into flame and the room began to fill with smoke. She backpedaled a step or two, running into Rufus, then screeched in fright. "Schiesse! You always creep up on people like that?!" The corner of her mouth lilted in barely...

And, for the record, the female version of a chain shirt is a chain shirt.

Harvey Bardman needs studded leather so he can go full-on punk and rock the house. Nothing says irrelevant aging hipster stoner like a spiked dog collar on a 40-something musician with a Kurt Cobain haircut. (plate is the shiznit)

Also: I need a mug that says VICTORY AT SEA. The day someone walks into my office and sees that mug and gets the reference is the day my heart is forever owned by a kindred soul.

Oh, are we doing comics? Cool. I can't claim to be hip enough to have found this on my own (a good friend recommended it), but it's subversive and hilarious and NSFW. You have been warned. Also, you may need to scrub your eyeballs with bleach after viewing it. Or, you know, do as I did and...

http://i65.tinypic.com/1552oo4.jpgPell paled. "Two dragons?!" Air rushed out of the half-orc's lungs in an audible oof. He gulped and cast a glance at Gunny. "Maybe we should make a plan. Or something. Also, I don't feel so good after that last fight." He shuffled his feet, toeing the...

Headslap. I, uh, appear to have missed that. WHOOPS. Off to edit!

Raza moved away to stand in the spot formerly occupied by Shuushar, who'd joined Turvey. She noticed the glass orb, untouched, amidst the ashes of her burnt bundle of rags. Thanks for keeping your hp tally up to date, GE. Kobold Stew is, indeed, up to bat.

Round 4 Freed from the net, Kago smashed his warhammer against Kuo-toa 4's head, delivering a blow that crushed the creature's temple, dealing 5 points of damage, and leaving the head distorted grotesquely. The crackle of force as the Spear of Gruumsh was summoned and subsequently spiked...

Maaaaybe. :D

Orange is a color that works well universally, I've found. Yavathol, the colored font is a custom of the site that bears no meaning in reality. I forget when and why we started doing it. I think KS just uses regular font for his characters' speech, and it seems to work out just fine for him...