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I'll kick it off, if I may, with the immortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?" Sorry, just had to. I love that one. More on topic: "What's this green stuff?" -last words spoken before dying in green slime. 1st level character. "What are you going to do, kill me?" - last words spoken by...

This is a problem I highly empathize with. I just finished playing Terathramus Allisynieth - an elven half-celestial cleric / paladin / divine agent in a long running campaign who, at 20th level, had stats to the order of 26 wis and 28 cha with his enchancement bonuses. I had very much enjoyed...

19. Non-humans (elves, dwarves, etc.) carry strange diseases that don't harm them, but can contaminate anyone they come into contact with. 20. Something strange happened to the mayor's daughter in a nearby village. You didn't hear it from me, but I heard that she was assaulted by an incubus...

I have to hand it to you people. I never realized that there was an art form to the closing of threads. Color me astounded. ;)

Damnit. Hellhound ate my brain. *sighs*....

Whoo - hoo! Da Hawks! :D Edit: They're gonna trounce Marquette! Goin' all the way to the top...

Laughing Boy Jack dances into the room, and flips across the floor to stop in front of Kendaz. She curtsies politely, and then launches into her singsong verse. "I know that you're not going to like this news I hope that it doesn't give you the blues- I'm afraid that I've caught myself in a...

Jack smiles at the woman. "Roll the dice and take a chance; Ask a pretty woman to dance. Stand on the line and take your best shot- I wanted a fight, and a fight I got!" She curtsies prettily and says, "I find your grandmother to be brazen, your playground to be barren, and your punch to be...

Having overcome her first challenge, the hellion who calls herself Laughing Boy Jack heads into the outskirts of the city, seeking another challenger. "Wander the byways, check every door; Where there is one fool, there's always two more. Seek what you're finding, hide what you've got Never...

I'm only signing in to throw a second on Kengar, who's pretty much beat me to the punch with most of the things I would have said on the topic. Well said, kengar, and thanks. "But that still doesn't explain the potato." -Fox Mulder; X-Files; "Humbug", season one

It sounds to me like B.A.D.D. has it figured out. ;) Seriously - all of the tactics you guys are suggesting for dragon slaying are great, but one thing bothers me about them. Just about every dragon above the young adult age category has genius-level intellegence, and by Old and up, they're...

My little brother did that once. Once.

Ambling up to the dead big big smelly bang thing, Grool remember cavemen go down inside. He bends over and tries to climb into thing's mouth to find other cavemen. "Graggha baff groo! Smelly."

A lithe and swift figure presents itself before Kendaz. With a slight dip of the head, it reveals itself as a young slip of a girl, swathed in brightly colored silks. She smiles and - in an annoyingly singsong voice - recites: "I've beat your sorcerer Shou Ren, And wish to join your fighting...

With a delighted laugh, Jack bows and slips around to face the defeated sorcerer. "It's a pleasure to defeat you, Shou Ren. Perhaps you would do me the 'courtesy' of introducing me to your master? I've skills above and beyond those that you've seen me display, and I understand that those...

[ooc: My apologies for the delay.] "My name is Ahlydhian. I am honored by your presence, Tomi. It is my hope that, regardless of the outcome of this challenge, I can earn the privledge of your friendship." Dark Eternal's 1st Hand: 1: The chain carves the temple; grasps the terror of the...

I'd like to report that I have just reached the point where both of my characters are powerful enough to begin sniping at the weakest members of the clan's hit list. :) I know that it's a case of too little, too late - the round is nearly over. However, I believe that it's never too late for...

"Nice outfit." Elias approaches the others from across the street, making certain that he speaks quietly enough not to be overheard by any passers by. "I had a run in with the guard on the way here. Nothing serious, but I nearly broke my arm, and they cited me for 'careless walking and...

You know, after reading this thread, and giving the matter some serious thought, I have a question. How do dragons ever lose to pc's?

Heh - what do you think I meant? I **still** smoke - so I can poke fun, too. ;) I hate smoking, but I obviously don't hate it enough to quit for good, so I just kind of make light of it, and wish that I had even a vestige of willpower. Hi, Dragongirl! :) oooo... chocolate.... cheese...