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The ground seems to shake as a mountain of a lady enters the inn. "Greetings travellers, I, Torqua Debu the great sorceress has return from saving the city of Asamadar." The bloated human woman annonces to the bar goers without a hint of restrain. The sorceress with a stomach the size of small...

Just wondering, but what are the rules for selling old gear? I just need one more gold piece to get a new magical staff.

After what could of been the greatest night of her life, an evening of gluttony and feasting, eating things she never knew existed until now, Torqua find that her robes didn't quite fit as well as she remembered, which wasn't very well to begin with. So when the Losadar offered her a robe that...

"What can I say?" Torqua says smuggly, brushing the dust off her bulky stomach. "I'm fantastic."

"Alright, fellows, it's time to bring down the house." Torqua states, cracking her knuckles. The room seems to fill with far-off thunder as the glowing mark of the storm appears of Torqua's king-sized belly. Then with an almighty boom, the Fat Sorceress slams her fist into the ground, sending a...

Torqua clenched her stomach in pain, the vemon still in her veins. She watched as the others humbled the monsters with just a few mighty blows. The fat sorceress chucked to herself. She couldn't just stand by, feeling sorry for herself, while everyone else got the glory. Trying to summon her...

Hope so, we're so close to the end.

Still suffering from the venom in her veins, Torqua grabs her massive stomach in agony. "Heh, hey Vardaal, once we get back, I'll be sure to buy you a ratberry pie." Torqua chuckles, trying to hide her weaken state from the others. Trying to follow the Bugbear's mighty example, Torqua trys to...

OOC: Shifting to E8 thanks to Myoto.

Torqua's body lights up with arcane fire and lighting as she trys to throw off the horde of bugs trying to eat her. However, there just too many of them and a few manage to get through, giving her a poisonous bite. Overcome with the vile poison, the fat sorceress is forced to back off and...

OOC: my character sheet is here http://www.enworld.org/wiki/index.php/L4W:PC:Torqua_Debu_%28Goldhammer%29 and you can view my ministats in my sig.

(OOC: Err, who's turn is it? The game's sort of stopped.)

"C'mon, you weak little dung beetles! Is the best you can do?" The fat sorceress laughes as brushes off the centipede biting into her. Still glowing with magical energy, Torqua breathe out another blaze of arcane fire, burning maggots into ash by the hunderds! OOC: Attacking Ls1 and Ls3 with...

Torqua screams as the monster takes a large bite out of her back. But as the Anhkeg's fangs dig in, like biting into a jam doughnut filled with lighting and pain, Torqua's big bright blue body discharges a blast of magical lighting, knocking the Anhkeg back. OOC: Thanks to Lighting Breath...

Not holding back, Torqua's body swells with arcane energy as hundreds of glowing lighting bolt shaped scars appear on her, filling the cave with a blue light. With her eyes glowing with magical fury, Torqua unleases a strom of arcane lighting like a thunderous scream at the two swarms of maggots...

"Okay fellows! We finish these guys off and then it's pay day! We'll be swimming in gold and silk soon enough!" Torqua say excitedly as she cracks her knuckles, getting ready for the battle ahead. 1d20-1=17 OOC: Initiative is 17, or 19 including Myoko's Combat Leader ability. Torqua quite...

"Oh Vardaal, you can read me like a book, can't you?" Torqua laughs as she gets a closer look at them. "And while I'm dying with curiosity to find out how a few of these Ankheg things taste, given that these things spit acid, maybe it's for the best we don't find out. Through maybe if we boil...

"Lead on then fellas." Torqua says, getting off her big fat behind and following the warriors out of the cave. OOC: Passive Perception 15

"Now, this is a problem." Torqua pounders, finishing her rations. "Maybe if we just follow a pathway, we get to where we need to go." "Speaking of owning, what do you think Losador will pay us once we've done this mission? I mean we are risking life and limb here to save his city, so no doubt...

"Sounds good to me Frost." Torqua argees, sitting her huge behind down and pulling out a trail ration to eat. "Anyway just for an update, no we're aren't dead, we just sort of fell down a pit and had to fight another Ankheg and a gang of his giant maggot buddies. To keep it short, we squashed...