Isn't D&D full of kludge?
Like adding story telling to dungeon crawling?
Or adding tactical options to long term resource management?
Or adding economics to adventuring?
Or adding anime to swords and socery?
As proof of Uripan's love, halfing point to the existence of beer and tacos. Though the how and why of those gifts vary in legends, most halfings are in agreement that those items are proof of her love.
Well the 2024 rules have allowed the wand of cure light wounds to return, albeit in some lesser form. But those limitations can be overcome by buying a dozen of them...
Good news. I am now accepting applications for Enworlders to join my legion of DooDs (Designated Overlords over Dungeons and Dragons). It should be child's play for a group composed of the greatest D&Ders known to humanity to take control of D&D from WOTC and reshape to suit our desires!
Well I was gonna argue with somebody, but I realized that they were already practically wiped out before I arrived. I pitied them for a moment but left them as they sought to persist in a world that is hostile to their desires.