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  1. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Magic Items for Monks!

    That overlaps too much with the new Monkey power. How about, temporary hit points from eating a lot of food?
  2. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) What do I need to build a world?

    Neat! When you say chaos, what do you mean?
  3. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) What do I need to build a world?

    Typically, since most characters cannot fly, you need a place for them to walk around on. :p When you say 'world' do you mean a continent like Forgotten Realms, a region like Blackmoor, or a planet like all of Toril? Or a demiplane, like the Domains of Dread? Coming up with some general...
  4. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Magic Items for Monks!

    Need suggestions for goat power. Also, does anyone know of any ancient legendary kung-fu type weapons from history or fiction?
  5. NotActuallyTim

    DMs Guild Pay What You Want on the DMs Guild - An Analysis and Explanation

    Yes, you pay for the one on the left, because it has the microfilm in it that shows you the secret blueprints to Russias' top nuclear research facilities. Or because the money will be donated to charity. Or because the new artistic paradigm means that lower effort art is now the true art, and...
  6. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Magic Items for Monks!

    Waxwood Staff Rare This quarterstaff grants +1 AC to the wielder. It may be used instead of Unarmed strikes during a flurry of blows. Furthermore, it grants Advantage to any acrobatic stunts the wielder attempts while holding it. If it is held at the same time as a shield, the graceful...
  7. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Chris Perkins AMA (10:30 AM PST on Thursday, February 25) on DnD subReddit

    Whats the question on everyone's mind? When will we see flumphs as a playable race! :p
  8. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Income

    It varies a lot depending on the economic situation you have to work with. Honestly, owning land and squeezing peasants with free labor can be pretty profitable, and it's independent of any actual economies in the setting because you're basically building your own country.
  9. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Magic Items for Monks!

    Ink of the Heavens [WIP] Legendary Requires Ki class feature These special inks are created by secret methods in well hidden sacred places. Each ink is used to create one specific type of tattoo, one type for each creature in the zodiac. Every tattoo has different benefits as follows: Rat...
  10. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Magic Items for Monks!

    Orange Jumpsuit of Jumping the Shark Artifact Makes your character act like Goku, get treated like Krillin, and only ever achieve the fighting skill of those ninjas who die in hordes in every 80s action movie ever. :p
  11. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) monk magic weapon

    That's not how Shield Master works. You can do the stuff in any order, basically.
  12. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) monk magic weapon

    Nah, I think he's using the same language as Shield Master.
  13. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Magic Items for Monks!

    Fist Wraps of Bull Uncommon Item Requires attunement by a Monk These dirty rags can be wrapped around a persons hands or feet. When attuned to them, a character gains the following benefits. -Any successful unarmed strike can move a creature of the same size as the monk or smaller to outside...
  14. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) monk magic weapon

    You live under a cloud shaped like a pouncing tiger. There's no hope for you.
  15. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Magic Items for Monks!

    Time to meditate and kick butt. Put up your magic monk items here! Meditative Mat of the Masters Legendary item Monk only Whenever you take a rest by meditating on this mat, you may store up to 5 Ki points in the mat. Later, if you are touching the mat and have fewer Ki points than you can...
  16. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) monk magic weapon

    Seems like it works well enough. particularly since it doesn't work with Martial Arts past 6th level. Or at all, depending on how much attention someone pays to Sage Advice. Welp, you know what this means! TIME FOR MONK SPECIFIC MAGIC ITEMS THREAD! I KNOW FENG SHUI!
  17. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Monks breaking gravity

    Me! Monks who jump while running off walls need to make a Strength (Athletics) check with a DC based on how far they are trying to jump!
  18. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Does the Eldritch Knight suck?

    Given that it's the sole major movement boost in the Fighter class (bigger than Action surge alone) and it doesn't necessarily provoke Opportunity Attacks, as opposed to normal movement, and it can be taken in any order when Action Surge is declared (so you can teleport action action, action...
  19. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Does the Eldritch Knight suck?

    Come on, everybody. Am I the only one who remembered Arcane Charge? 30 free teleport rolled into the Action Surge?
  20. NotActuallyTim

    D&D 5E (2014) Chris Perkins is polling settings on Twitter!

    NOBODY VOTE FOR KENDERLAND! Soon, Eberron. Soon we will have your precioussssssss sourcebook.
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