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A huge man approaches the two of you. He has a shaved head, a brighly colored kilt made from chains, and an extremely hairy body. "Ock! I be FERGUS, the Mad Scotman, and I be here to judge yer match. Jest a couple o' things we be needin' clear first. This be a style match, and Leomon does...

Eilan has a problem. The problem is, Da Boss is so fat that he crushed the third dimension right out of Eilan! Eilan then turns sideways, becoming invisible to his foe by becoming one with the landscape, and slashes at him with a 2d hand! The dragon becomes one with the labyrinth; defends...

I've been following that adventure, and since this thread is convieniently here, I thought I'd bring up something. Monsters ALWAYS die when reduced to 0 hits (unless the fighter specifically strikes to subdue, as Moth did)... characters only die if they take a hit for more than 1 point during...

Life is good. I came to this country seeking a rebel, a rogue knight who was plotting against the king of a faraway land. I found that I am one of the greatest warriors of this land; I almost never lose a fight. The rogue knight is forgotten, now that I realize I could rule this land... all I...

"Well, I still like the Lemur's move better, so the score stands at 2 to 2. The Lemur now uses his Staff slays the Hells move, and it is Blackclaw's turn to respond."

"Ewwww... a spider! Squish it squish it squish it!" Point Tori! 3 flags Tori, 2 flags Abigail

Mirashi stretches, unaccustomed to the structure of his new body. He tests out the various muscles, wiggling his fingers, lifting rocks, running. He tries a few acrobatics, and is pleased to discover that Dirty Harry kept himself in excellent shape. "I'll have to do something about this...

Lady Wei immediately forgets all fantasies of petting the lemur. "That was a very bad thing to do, little Lemur. Now we need to re-do that round, and if you do it again a third time, I won't consider it a mistake."

Lady Wei looks gleeful as Abigail shows her utter contempt of her foe by eating during a match. 2 Points Abigail! 2 flags Tori, 2 flags Abigail. "Sorry about the mistake, Tori; it has been corrected now."

Good luck to you in that.

A small, ugly man dressed in green runs toward you. "I'm Eilan 'Hammer of the Clouds' Cooger, world's greediest leprechaun, but I'm in a fight right now!" Eilan continues running. A huge fat man lumbers after him.

Blackclaw's hand: 1: The southern cross strikes with the prairie; conceals the tempest of the bone! 2: The blizzard parts the foothills; waves away the motion of the grass! 3: The foot dances next to the prairie; parries the touch of the isle! 4: The east wind strikes before the rapids...

"Hmmm... while Tori managed to make a total fool of himself, he did at least do some damage in the process." Point Tori Sadoshi! 1 flag Tori, 0 flags Abigail.

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A fancily-dressed young man with long blond hair approaches the two fighters. "A ninja and a redhead? This ought to be interesting... Tori's insult of his opponent's honor is far more stinging." Insult round to Tori! Sabaron Corlagon has decreed this match to take place at the atoll...

"Oooo... that lemur is so graceful and cute, I just want to pick him up and pet him forever!" Point Vengeful Lemur! 2 flags all!

Eilan tosses the bat over his shoulder in disgust. "You've failed me! Here I thought the Babe had blessed you, but noooooooo... you can't do anything right!" Eilan's face lights up, and he scurries back to the bat. "I can still use your wooden body for one last strike!" He lights the bat on...

Lady Wei carefully wipes the bloodspray off her kimono. 2 points Blackclaw! 2 flags Blackclaw, 1 flag Lemur.

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Eilan begins by pulling a baseball bat out of his pot... the signature "Babe Ruth" can be seen on it. "This be my prize bat!" Eilan then starts whacking Da Boss in the shins, trying to bring the fat man down! The staff torments the clearing; defends against the onslaught of the sands!