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I detect that you are not happy *readies syringe*. You know what they say about unhappy people? "Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry and you die!" *smiles pleasantly and bats eyelashes*

I can't wait! The guys will be SOOOO jealous!

Nope, I'm running my "Honey, I shrunk the adventurers" in the Sunday AM. I am available at the following times: Thursday morning: 10am-2pm Sunday afternoon: 4pm-8pm If neither of these times works out, I may have to skip out on some seminars :\

Well, since quite a few folks are in the True Dungeon game from 6pm-8pm, and I am attending a seminar from 1pm-3pm, the only other time on Saturday that I can do this is from 8:30am-12:30pm. Would this be too early for folks?

*squeals with delight*

I'm not sure when to schedule this one except that Friday is a bad day for me unless folks want to start gaming at the butt-crack of dawn.

Yeah, I know. I wasn't going to conflict with my seminars! I figured I could run a game around 10:30am on Sunday.

Oh great Computer when the happiness of the team is at stake, you cannot trust that to just ANY person. You have to.... *breaks into song* Go that extra mile Just to see a happy smile Whether through a joke or a distraction Try your very best To come up with a jest Then document each...

I'm thinking either Saturday afternoon or Sunday morning. What do my other registrants think?

Yeah, and unfortunately the "Internet Archive" (www.archive.org) does not accurately capture any part of ENWorld except the opening page, so that's no help.

Sing-a-longs? That seals the deal! Sign me up for the happiness officer. Woo Hoo!!! Edit: Damn!! Too late. I guess I'll grab the hygeine officer

Sunday, August 13th from 10:30am-2:30pm Honey, I Shrunk the Adventurers: A group of 6 adventurers is shrunk down to the size of D&D miniatures by an evil sorceress. Join their adventures as they seek a way to return to their normal height. The following folks have indicated interest, but I'm...

Crothian, I'd love to get in on this game, but am debating between the "happiness officer" and the "hygeine officer". Can you offer a little more background about what these officers do? Edit: P.S. Is it OK that I've never played Paranoia?

SESSION 1: Saturday, August 12th. 6:00pm-10:00pm. SESSION 2: Saturday, August 12th. 1:00pm-5:00pm Halfling Musketeers When a group of 6 halflings are rejected by the King's Musketeers because of height requirements, the halflings go on a mission to prove themselves worthy of serving the King...

Is there an adventurer on your list who is just impossible to buy for? Well, here's the perfect gift: The Deck of Many Things. Guaranteed to liven up any Holiday Party, the Deck of Many Things is assured to give that special adventurer a unique and wonderful Holiday Experience. Call now, and...

All over the world, good little adventurers are pinning their bags of holding onto fireplace mantels so the Holiday Harpy can fill them up with armor, weapons, and (my personal favorite) minor magical items.

When I was running my Freeport campaign a while back, I had an NPC with a very strong personality. She was the niece of Finn, head of the halfling mafia. She first became involved with the party when she had a one-night-stand with one of the PCs ( a male halfling fighter). When her uncle found...

Wow, Shakey's Pizza! About 10 years ago this chain was still going strong in Okinawa, Japan (where I lived for about 3 years). The Shakey's Pizza Delivery guys drove these crazy little souped-up motorcycles which they used to swiftly and dangerously navigate busy intersections and zip through...

I must admit that the term "hook up" is pretty much synonymous with "shack up" for me, so I wouldn't have said it to my boss. While on the topic, what about the phrase "get up" when used to mean "get in touch with". For example: "I meant to get up with you this weekend." The first time I ever...

Wow! The couple in this situation sound really rude! If their child was so interested in roleplaying, rather than dragging them along to a game, they should have created a family DnD session specifically for their children. Not only would this be a great family-building activity, it would also...