Very, very steeped in the 80s, but quite funny. From Dragon #72:
Valley Elf,
He's a Valley Elf, 
Valley Elf, 
He's a Valley Elf . . .
So cool, so fair, 
With chartreuse hair, 
So young, secure ——
"Fer sure, fer sure, 
like, oh, man, I was really down today, 
like, sooo down, 
I almost flunked...