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My all-time favorite: Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only one- all the rest are true stories.

I got your paradox right here!

She was a rare talent.

That Rubicon Con was crossed many years ago.

Tangent: Haven’t used that word in a while; might work well as a name for a Fey character…

I told my Dad about this latest fingerprinting foofaraw- he knew the previous ones- and this first question was “Son, why aren’t you leading a life of crime?”

Gerard Scott/Scott Sorry has passed: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/music/articles/legendary-90s-rock-band-star-162753428.html

ANTIGONISH* by Hughes Mearns Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away... When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all! Go away, go...

It’s part of a requirement finally being enforced because of the Federal 2005 REAL ID act.

Maybe so, but they didn’t work for me without the cleaning either.🤷🏾‍♂️ OTOH… My palms & fingers are notoriously dry to start off with.🤔

No expansion needed. We ALL know what I meant.😂

Y’all Canadians live too near the burning landfill I live in…

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Back when I applied to law school, one step was that I had to get fingerprinted for a background check. So I went to the PD near UT Law in Austin for the process. When they tried the first time, they got a bunch of useless black blobs. After a few more attempts, they used a LOT less ink and...

Knowledge is knowledge; skills are skills.🤷🏾‍♂️ There’s a guy out there right now known as The LockPicking Lawyer. He does videos:

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