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For some reason, the trade paperback - which is not a limited edition hardcover and thus is more affordable - has a different title.

All you people gaming on projective spaces are infringing on my mathematical rights and will be hearing from my metalawyers.

So he tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time...

Prior art begins with honeybees and Descartes.

I dunno, what does it take for them to finally cancel The Simpsons?

I tackled that annoying NPC.

A little like how I've toyed with the idea of a dragon [1] whose personality was dependent rather than antisocial. "Won't you please look at my hoard?" [1] All dragons are JRRT dragons.

It should fit on a postage stamp.

Hey, once you go salamander you'll never go... never mind.

Yep. One of the exams in one of my astronomy classes had "why won't they work?" as a question. Professor was expecting one answer, I gave him two and a half.

And as flexes go, "they haven't murdered any union activists lately, that we know of" is a pretty sad one.

"Someday, someone's gonna have to explain to me the virtue of a professional response." - Pres. Andrew Shepherd, sort of

I was always partial to their turkey myself.

It's a chain that mainly flogs sandwiches of thin sliced meat. Its food is somewhat sad but not nearly as sad as McVomit's. Their potato cakes (basically hash browns squished into something that holds its own shape) are okay if you like a lot of grease with your salt. And yes, Horsey Sauce is...

Romance is a thing for cattle and love-play. Rules need to be written in a formal specification language and algorithmically proven to be consistent. (Yes, this means they must not be capable of supporting arithmetic.)

The controlled vocabulary is a greater human accomplishment than the printing press.

See also Quellcrist Falconer on why to make it personal.

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

The first rule of Debate Club is you never stop talking about Debate Club.

Plus, when I don't care I don't hit PTT, I spin the dial.