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  1. RealAlHazred

    D&D General An Alexandrian Pantheon for D&D

    He's on the list, but also Hermes. Which seems odd to us in D&D-land, but think of the real world -- how many Christian denominations that disagree might be found in the same city?
  2. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    -Michael Scott No, really, that one sounds like him.
  3. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    If you felt like lobbing a grenade at the whole mess, you could have piped up from the peanut gallery: "Uh... can someone explain to me Damage on a Miss? It looks like a great mechanic!" But seriously, I ran at cons for over twenty years. I've seen things...
  4. RealAlHazred

    D&D General An Alexandrian Pantheon for D&D

    EDIT: THIS POST HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ALEXANDRIAN BLOG. NOR DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE WICCAN TRADITION FOUNDED BY ALEX AND MAXINE SANDERS IN THE 1960S. So, I have been noodling around with my forever-in-development home game setting, which grew out of something I...
  5. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I mean, I know Hasbro only bought Wizards of the Coast to get their hands on the D&D property before WotC completely destroyed it with their Ascending AC, but I think they should be feeling pretty good about themselves and the unintended side benefits of their acquisition!
  6. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    That song is fetch. Streets ahead!
  7. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'll just keep sitting here using Netscape Navigator...
  8. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I will admit to a preference for chocolate malaphors; the strawberry ones just taste like someone's idea of what strawberry should taste like, but they've never actually had one.
  9. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." ― 1 Corinthians 13:11 “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be...
  10. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    While I reprehend you perfectly, I think the perceived prevalence of that on these boreds is just a pigment of your imagination.
  11. RealAlHazred

    The 2025 Pumpkin Spice RPG Contest - Results are In

    I should have stuck with my OSE item. Ah, well. Call of Cthulhu isn't as popular as D&D on these boards, I guess.
  12. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    My spite is load-bearing, I'm sorry to say.
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I will wait to see what happens when the next Marvel movie, Jared Leto: It's Letoing Time, comes out next year.
  14. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I am a strange, strange man. Almost two decades ago, David Schwartz wrote a series of short articles for Dragon magazine describing the Aztec pantheon in D&D 3.5 terms. I really liked them, but Paizo's run of Dragon ended before the series could conclude. He ended up posting the last two short...
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I come running excitedly into Plato's lecture hall carrying a game "Behold! Here is Plato's textbook!"
  16. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I really feel this! Like, I get it, your game is great, yada yada yada. But I don't want to have to hear it every time! They're not like Hero System, which is the best game ever made! Or Champions, the best superhero game based on the best roleplaying game of all time! I haven't talked about...
  17. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I understand that they've determined 90% of accidents on trains occur in the last car. I don't understand why they don't remove that last car! I should become president of the rail lines, so I could institute this policy!
  18. RealAlHazred

    Kickstarter [Chaosium] Our Pendragon Classic Kickstarter is Live - Join the Quest!

    So we've had the Call of Cthulhu Classic for 2nd edition CoC, the ElfQuest Classic, and now Pendragon Classic for 1st edition King Arthur Pendragon (as was the custom for calling it at the time). Any plans to do a Ringworld Classic Kickstarter? Or Worlds of Adventure? My old boxes (bought new)...
  19. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I am not familiar with this. Was he training on matchlocks?
  20. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Insane Clown Jesse is the name of my one-man ICP tribute band.
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