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  1. RealAlHazred

    RPG Evolution: Weight, What?

    I have had both a dog and a child in the car, and I assure you, the child is far more likely to cause a traffic accident unless the dog is practically feral.
  2. RealAlHazred

    RPG Evolution: Weight, What?

    No, it's a well-known fact that people value animals far more than they do other people. For instance, around here, you can be fined $100 if your child under 5 isn't restrained in a car seat. However, if you have a dog running around in your car and the police catch you, the fine is $1,000.
  3. RealAlHazred

    RPG Evolution: Weight, What?

    This is why you hire hirelings. Porters are much cheaper than a horse, and you form less of an emotional attachment to them so it pains you less when they get killed by a trap.
  4. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I'm reminded of this woman's issues. I'm sure she has serious food sensitivities, but what always throws me is the second line, "sugars ending in -ose"... That's all sugars! That's what "-ose" means! Glucose, D-psicose, cellulose, sucrose, sucralose, fructose... I mean, if that's serious then...
  5. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    So... how heretical is it to add pineapple to gumbo? I'm really only interested in trying it if it's heretical...
  6. RealAlHazred

    OSR [Old School Essentials] Advanced Fantasy Races?

    I was myself hugely influenced by both Tim Brannan's posts about it on his blog, Erin "Breeyark" Smale's Building a More Perfect Class and BX Options: Class Builder book, and Thoul's Paradise's four posts on the topic, in addition to Classing Up the Joint (which I need to get a physical copy of...
  7. RealAlHazred

    OSR [Old School Essentials] Advanced Fantasy Races?

    I should add a note here: how @thirdkingdom does it in the Populated Hexcrawl series is different. Instead of separating race and class, you can extensively customize race-classes with Knacks, and he also provides a bunch of specialty race-classes to start from. Not what I'm looking for in this...
  8. RealAlHazred

    OSR [Old School Essentials] Advanced Fantasy Races?

    Not a problem! You're coming down with something, so rest up! Them hexes ain't gonna populate themselves! :ROFLMAO:
  9. RealAlHazred

    OSR [Old School Essentials] Advanced Fantasy Races?

    Pretty well, actually. One player can play an Elf (race-as-class) and another can do an Elf (race) Magic-User (class) and they feel similar-but-different. The race-classes generally include a mix of abilities (well, except for Dwarves, I guess) so they still feel like distinct character types...
  10. RealAlHazred

    OSR [Old School Essentials] Advanced Fantasy Races?

    I really need to do the next KS and pick up all of the previous stuff that I can; I haven't been running OSE so I've let my collection get behind! That said, some of these look like pure classes as opposed to Advanced Fantasy races. Nevertheless, I did do a few of the earlier Kickstarters, so...
  11. RealAlHazred

    OSR [Old School Essentials] Advanced Fantasy Races?

    I had to run to do a work thing, so I didn't actually get them all from the stuff I've collected. Lisandro Linares also did a Spelljammer conversion, which I believe has a few more, and he's doing an Oriental Adventures conversion that he's currently working on. On my own, I did an Aarakocra...
  12. RealAlHazred

    OSR [Old School Essentials] Advanced Fantasy Races?

    A while back I put together a list of Advanced Fantasy OSE races (for those, like me, who do race and class separately). But that was years ago, and a looooot of material has been produced for the game since then. I thought I'd ask the forums for their input, because I'm just one dude and...
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    My favorite Pumpkin Spice themed element is probably Tim Brannan's Pumpkin Spice Witch tradition for Labyrinth Lord. Gonna have to think about something new, which is tough because everybody does Halloween content for their favorite games.
  14. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I don't remember seeing anybody whose outfit was all belts, so I'm not sure this is correct. Say what you want about the 3E iconic characters, but no one can argue in good faith that they weren't visually distinctive!
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Did Charo just vandalize the Moon?
  16. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Hmmm... Animated Jack Chick tracts...
  17. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    The problem with AI powered glasses is you need more than five fingers on, like, at least three hands to put them on and take them off...
  18. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Just came back from 2 weeks with the family in Germany seeing relatives. I took 2 weeks (one unpaid), and got called halfway through asking if I could cut it short -- not for a specific task, but because my coworker got sick, and they wanted to have me around for coverage "just in case". I told...
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