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Would you like all of them? I only submitted my most egregious one, but i also backed two d20 Entertainment disasters, albeit not at a high level. It's Ken Whitman, so, frankly, it seems like low-hanging fruit.

Attribution is super important! Eventually, the passage of time anonymizes everything -- every phrase, every story, every statue, every painting, everything. It will always eventually end with, "Oh, the giant green lady in the harbor? I think she came from overseas, maybe? Who cares?" So, I will...

I thought it was an old Persian/Iranian proverb?

Some Patreon creators really know how to do the subscription model right. There's a cartoonist I follow who basically puts his stuff online for free but the Patreon has bonus panels for everything. You know what you're getting, but there's still an extra as a thank you.

The psychological scars are still sore, man. I haven't run more than a one-shot of CoC since then, and it just brought back all of the ruined anticipation I'd felt.

Back in 2014, I went in big on this -- "A film-quality set of redesigned handouts and props for Masks of Nyarlathotep, a campaign for the Call of Cthulhu RPG." Masks of Nyarlathotep is an absoluteluy fantastic campaign, with a lot of globe-trotting and flexibility for the GM to insert his own...

I mean, my wife is definitely a tiny goth assassin armed with a kazoo. I have to imagine there could be more than one.

It's a decision based completely on my opinion -- I don't like Mr. Beast. I don't trust anybody who can smile and not have it reach his eyes. looks at photo he just posted, shudders It's uncanny, I tell you! Brrrr... No thanks!

I assume they're flavored like Mr. Beast himself.

Welp, guess I'm not buying any more Jack Link's.

Come to think of, it, Montrose le Metelier, my old D&D 3.5 gray elf Wizard 4/Druid 4/Arcane Hierophant 10 could manage quite the number of call lightnings and lightning bolts per day, as well as plane shift... Maybe he was trying to make contact?

That's true, it did coincide with actual weather.

I was once driving to work on the Garden State Parkway; it was three lanes of heavy stop-and-go traffic due to the rain storm. Suddenly, it turned into an absolute downpour and traffic stopped. Then, lightning began striking trees on either side of the roadway; I counted at least twenty strikes...

Y'all need to drive in New Jersey more. I've seen someone do the craziest thing: open their passenger door while driving to prevent somebody from passing them on the shoulder in the approach to a Toll Plaza. It was me! I was the crazy! Never done that again!

"Why am I being persecuted for my perfectly reasonable statements? I shouldn't have to suffer the consequences of my actions! That's un-American!" *In writing this piece, I had to delete and rewrite several times, because it kept sounding like a certain political figure... While I'll frequently...

"Well, those other guys should have been polite first! You know, by not offending me by existing! How rude! If you were really polite, you exist somewhere else, like, not near me! Is that too much to ask? No, no it is not!"

Unfortunately, "Jingle Balls" is copyright by very litigious shock jocks from the 80s, so... better to steer clear.

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