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  1. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Just turned off the light, after we gave out 3 boxes of candy -- 90 pieces. Plus, my wife got Ramen Crunch snacks to give to kids cosplaying KPop Demon Hunters, and then I was the one who stayed home and I can't recognize a modern reference to save my life... .
  2. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    It's 6PM here, and I've already given away almost 60 pieces of candy. My wife and I buy regular-size candy bars in 30-piece boxes. Most years we give away somewhat less than 3 boxes; one year I ran out after giving away 4 boxes. I like to be thought of as the Legend by the kids in the...
  3. RealAlHazred

    IN REMEMBRANCE--2025

    British illustrator Pete Knifton passed away last night. He illustrated Blood Bowl, White Dwarf, and Fighting Fantasy books. https://www.facebook.com/groups/152047875903/posts/10161109028475904/
  4. RealAlHazred

    Call of Cthulhu General Thread [+]

    This one from Wikimedia Commons might be better. It seems to be from the 1820s?
  5. RealAlHazred

    Call of Cthulhu General Thread [+]

    I like the idea of copying Flashbacks from Mongoose Traveller 2E. Don't let the players spend their Personal Interest Skill Points until you get the group together. During the first session, have players do a Flashback to come up with how they know each other, and they can allot their Personal...
  6. RealAlHazred

    Call of Cthulhu General Thread [+]

    I found a map in parts on the DavidRumsey.com archive for Vienna from 1773. A little too early.
  7. RealAlHazred

    Call of Cthulhu General Thread [+]

    I recommend the CoC scenario "The Auction," from the old The Asylum and Other Tales book. It takes place at an auction of occult items. Extremely extensible, no world-threatening plots, very atmospheric. And the auction booklet prop is great! The scenario really needs a Call of Cthulhu 7E...
  8. RealAlHazred

    Call of Cthulhu General Thread [+]

    Call of Cthulhu is about atmosphere. And it's not the kind of game you can "win". You're fighting against the heat death of the universe -- it's futile, but it's Life, you have to fight it. There are a lot of possible adventure setups but generally the trick is figuring out what's really going...
  9. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    ---------------- Psh! You think that was an antisemitic sentiment? You see antisemitism everywhere! Next you're going to tell me Nosferatu was antisemitic! ... uh... Oh... Uh, wait a minute...
  10. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    And without the need for a professional leech! You're welcome! I am glad to provide a service for my fellow man!
  11. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    It's interesting to see customer shenanigans near the end of the contract period, before we know whether or not it is going to be renewed. Like, I don't think you can be less transparent about trying to wring every ounce of work you can get out of me before I'm gone... EDIT: And I'm not...
  12. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I touch grass all the time! I play Minecraft!
  13. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    This earworm kept me awake last night for no reason, so I inflict it on you all.
  14. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    "But it was cheaper!"
  15. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    I would bet money that this is a case of "vibe coding" run amok, with insufficient oversight. And I am not a betting man.
  16. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Line will go up.
  17. RealAlHazred

    OSR The Monster Overhaul (now including The Treasure Overhaul)

    List fails without "Mopery" as a capital crime.
  18. RealAlHazred

    D&D General An Alexandrian Pantheon for D&D

    Oh, absolutely. When I first started noodling with this setting (I don't know, almost forty years ago maybe) a lot of the settings people were making either had real-world analogues for every deity (Gary Gygax's World of Greyhawk) or actual real-world inclusions (Bob Bledsaw's Wilderlands of...
  19. RealAlHazred

    D&D General An Alexandrian Pantheon for D&D

    These are all good points! Even at the time, there was a definite urge to identify similar gods as the "same" god, but in magical formulae they still bothered to mention each individually. (I mean, you can't be 100% sure they're the same...) I intend to lean into the mess to do what I want...
  20. RealAlHazred

    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    But... the whole site is about nonsense! Elfgame nonsense! Don't take my nonsense away from me, please! Seriously, though, I can't recommend enough removing toxicity from your life.
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