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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    There's also the last lines during the intro: No. 6: "Who are you?" No. 2: "The new Number Two." No 6: "Who is Number One?" No. 2: "You are Number Six." No 6: "I am not a number! I am a free man!" No. 2: (laughs) Guess what one little comma (or brief pause) does to the script? No...
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    What are you watching in (late 2025 and) 2026?

    My understanding was "Every Breath You Take" was about Big Brother from George Orwell's novel 1984. Johnathan
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    What's your perfect movie

    For me, it's Yellow Submarine: eminently quotable, ridiculously nonsensical (yet it follows its own internal logic), and excellent music from the Beatles at my favorite point in their careers. The fact the animation is unlike any other animated movie I've ever seen is an additional plus. Johnathan
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    Down to Erthe (D&D 3.5 campaign)

    ADVENTURE 15: DOWN THE ROAD A BIT PC Roster: Adrielle, human/merfolk scout 3 Brendan Conaill, human monk 3 Kruz Taszan, changeling rogue 3 Shiroko, snow fox hengeyokai wu jen 3 NPC Roster: Hoppy, mongrelfolk adept 3 Game Session...
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    D&D General Does anyone else title their D&D sessions?

    And now we have five more completed in the same campaign: 11. Looking Down at You (PCs are scried upon from afar, and then a team is sent to capture the snow fox hengeyokai PC) 12. Coming Down from their Perches (kenku archers lay a trap for the PCs, seeking revenge) 13. Cut Down in his...
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    Down to Erthe (D&D 3.5 campaign)

    Here's the new spell Shiroko devised on her own. Coldflame Foxfire Evocation [Water] Level: Sor/Wiz 1, Wu Jen 1 Components: V, S Casting Time: 1 standard action Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Effect: One 5-ft. square Duration: 1 minute/level or until discharged Saving Throw...
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    The Middle of Elsewhere (D&D 3.5 campaign)

    ADVENTURE 14: DESERT ESCORT PC Roster: Amris Goodwitch, celestial elf witch (wizard) 5 Avoroth Bleakborn, fiendish human cleric 5 Gonkle Bu'Onk, fiendish orc fighter 5 Wilbur Von Schattenwalde, shadow human druid 5 NPC Roster: Aria...
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    D&D General AI Art for D&D: Experiments

    That second hobgoblin above looks like he's got Iron Man's right gauntlet on his shield. Johnathan
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    D&D General AI Art for D&D: Experiments

    I'm trying to figure out how a creature with five wings (or any odd number of wings) could possibly fly in a straight line. It's starting to hurt my brain. Johnathan
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    D&D General How Was Your Last Session?

    In today's "Down to Erthe" campaign session, the PCs: Were hired by the Adventurer's Guild to procure a living basilisk, which the wizard commissioning the quest wanted turned into a snail via a baleful polymorph spell (he provided two such spells on scrolls, which the wu jen PC could use)...
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    Describe your last rpg session in 5 words

    "Snailified" basilisk with baleful polymorph. Johnathan
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    Valentine: The Dark Avenger

    But how well would she fare against...the Winged Avenger? Eee-urp! Johnathan
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    D&D 5E (2024) The Buff Chamber

    And here I envisioned a room where your clothes magically disappeared when you stepped into it.... Johnathan
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    When my female player in a past campaign decided to run a female dwarf PC, that was my first question: does she have a beard? Her response was an emphatic "No way!" She found the whole concept fairly repulsive. So the female dwarves in my campaigns don't have beards...which would probably...
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    Do you have kids of your own?

    I didn't answer the poll, because in my case any answer from 2-6 is kind of correct. I married a divorced woman in 1984 and immediately gained two teenaged step-daughters. They're now 58 and 56. Then my wife and I had two boys of our own. (Her doctor recommended if we were going to have any...
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    How do you like your steak?

    Johnathan
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