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No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. The Dungeon Master is supposed to be miserable. Remember: if the DM is enjoying the gaming session, you're playing it wrong!

Amazon is the worst at this. I'll type "I'm looking for tall-sized shirts, not big and tall" and I will get nothing but "big and tall" results. It feels like Amazon's algorithm doesn't want to admit it doesn't have something in stock, so it's hoping to talk me into changing my body shape in...

American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting. Just be sure to get an actual American cheese, not "pasteurized process cheese food." There are way better options than Kraft Singles.

I like to play around with their varied appearances. I once played a tiefling of Graz'zt (his great-grandmother dabbled a little too closely in the occult, if you know what I mean). He was completely indistinguishable from any other human except that he had six fingers on each hand, and six...

Well that does it. Y'all have flung a craving on me. I'm gonna have a black bean "burger" for lunch today.

Well you're wrong, but I'm not the boss of you. It's clearly a pizza! Seriously though: call it whatever you want, I'll be over here minding my business (and snickering quietly).

I can see the thumbnails now: big red arrow pointing down and to the right, shocked facial expression, flames in the background...huge yellow text with exclamation points...

So what I'm seeing here is the next time I do a hexcrawl adventure, I can make the battle mat out of all-beef patties. Cheese on top for desert terrain, lettuce and tomato for the forests, pickles for the swamps...let the players actually chew their way through the Isle of Dread.

BBBs get a bad rap, but I think they're delicious. The trick is to stop trying to make them taste like something they're not (beef), and let them be what they always have been: a delicious bean burrito in sandwich form. Add green chilis, some avocado, a slice of pepper jack, your favorite...

I don't get to eat burgers very often anymore (gotta watch my cholesterol) so my go-to burger...the one I eat the most often...is a homemade burger. I grind a pound of lean sirloin with a teaspoon of salt (I have a meat grinder attachment on my KitchenAid), and cook it medium-rare. I dress my...

For the sake of this poll, I'm only going to vote for the games I've played this past year. D&D, 5E to be specific Obojima: Tales from the Tall Grass Call of Cthulhu Old Gods of Appalachia RPG And I set up a One Ring game and was fully prepared to play it, but everyone had to cancel and we...

"You don't have to buy that one. If you like a different one, you should buy it instead." "DoN't TeLL mE WhAt To DoOooo!!!"

And yet... ;) I like HeroForge a lot. Every time I start a new campaign, I order a mini for my character and I use their "photo booth" feature to put together my character sketches and NPC portraits. (I'm a higher-tier Kickstarter backer for both of their crowdfunding drives, so I get to...

Every single one? or just One In ParticularTM?

Ooof, yeah I know what you mean. It can get pretty bad here on EN World...but even at its worst, it's worlds better here than on Reddit.

Let's see...we tend to game every other weekend, so that's about 20 gaming sessions so far in 2025. And our gaming sessions are about 4 or 5 hours long apiece. So that's somewhere between 80 and 100 hours; let's split the difference and call it 90.

Can anyone recommend a good Lolth or Drow-themed adventure path? I'm looking for a series of fun adventures that feature spiders, Lolth, dark elves, The Underdark, and all that creepy goodness. I'm especially interested in something that will keep my players occupied for about a year, and gain...

or KFizzy Demon Hunters? I guess the map was specific to the United States, so...