You have revealed your secret: your a Dire Kiwi.I went better, British as I'm a kiwi and we use UK English, I've always thought about dire creatures as larger, smarter, and more ferocious than their regular counterparts.
Make mine a Dire Basset Hound!American and extensive reader here. I interpret "dire" as not just "bad" but "extraordinarily bad".
So in one sense a dire situation is a very bad, urgent situation. And in another sense a dire wolf is an extraordinarily bad (i.e. dangerous) wolf, which is different than the British interpretation of being very bad at being a wolf... in which case a beagle is also indeed a very dire wolf.
Better than a Dire Rhea.You have revealed your secret: your a Dire Kiwi.
But the real question is am I bigger and more ferocious or am I an rubbish, inferior kiwi?You have revealed your secret: your a Dire Kiwi.
The bear necessaties.It's very good at being a bear.
Better than a Dire Rhea.