100 things to do with your 1000 dice

[Tom Cashel]

82. Use them to inspire a thread in which item #82 is a thinly-veiled attempt to get Hong to contribute.

 

[hong]

82. Use them to inspire a thread in which item #82 is a thinly-veiled attempt to get Hong to contribute.

That never works.

#83. Pack them into a claymore and use them to ambush GURPS gearheads.

#84. Fill them with C4 and sow them as a minefield to ambush Storyteller playing goths.

#85. Put them in a dice bag, thus enabling you to use the pickup line "how'd you like to come up and check out my dice bag, baybee?" <---- THIS ALWAYS WORKS

 

[Brisk-sg]

86. Combine Dice with an Industrial Sized Crane & Super Glue to create the first ever Dice Golem.

 

[Gellion]

87. Sleep with them

 

[MarauderX]

88. Roll damage. (Can't believe no one mentioned this yet)

89. Mass combat just became so much easier... now, how long does it take to read the results of 1000 dice?

90. Christmas gifts for all those non-gamers.

91. Make a chart and use them to make important decisions and decide your personality for the next hour or so. (Two-face style)

 

[fba827]

87. Sleep with them

92: Develop a dice-fetish and then suggest on a message board that you should sleep with them

 

[jonesy]

17. Win place in Guiness Book of World Records for spinning 1000 dice simultaneously while the DM is reading flavor text.

93. Break the record by reading the flavor text yourself while spinning the dice.

94. Dice them.

95. Teach them tricks and enter circus.

96. Donate them to Andrew Dice Clay.

 

[AuroraGyps]

77. Amuse 1000 cats (do not use mini dice, or you'll choke 1000 cats ) However....

PLUS

90. Christmas gifts for all those non-gamers.

EQUALS

97. Christmas gifts for all your non-gamers' (and gamers') cats. I actually did this one year... got a great deal on flawed D30s.

 

[Doc_Souark]

98. Put them in a kiddy pool and invite your SO over for a little sex with dice. (watch those orfices)

 

[Negative Zero]

ACK!!!! you're a scary one, Doc

~NegZ