76) Put them in your gizzard, where they will grind any difficult-to-digest food before it moves to your stomach.
77) Birth control. Whenever a woman you find attractive enters the room, begin rolling up a character and loudly exclaiming how awesome his stats are.
78) Trick someone into swallowing a 20-sider (I dunno, tell 'em it's candy or something). When they start choking, you can do the Heimlich manouver and pow!, you're a hero. If you don't know the Heimlich, you should maybe not try this one.
79) Whenever someone asks you a question, roll a handful of dice and study them for a moment before answering.