100 things to do with your 1000 dice

[Carnifex]

62. Scream and throw them at the wall in an attempt to relieve stress.

 

[maggot]

63. Play a game where you only roll the same die once.

 

[Hand of Evil]

64 - Make pots from them.
65 - Tolet seat (clear enamal (sp))
66 - Make bigger dice by glueing them all together

 

[Tom Cashel]

67. Breed them to create a race of super-dice.
68. Stuff them under the couch.
69. 5 words: Eyes and mouths of snowmen.
70. Dice? I don't see any dice.
71. Put them in a big sack that used to say RICE, but now says DICE thanks to your permanent black Sharpie.
72. Defame them in public.
73. Roast them in a charcoal grill.
74. Isolate a new frictionless substance called Dicetomex.
75. Use them for inspiration when posting to a 100-item thread on EN World.

 

[fba827]

60. Marry them.

Which brings us to 76 ..


76) Use them instead of rice to throw at a newly wed couple

(hmm, critical hits would take on a whole new meaning in such an environment )

 

[AuroraGyps]

77. Amuse 1000 cats (do not use mini dice, or you'll choke 1000 cats ) However....

Sure. You get yourself 12 D12's and a CD that you don't like anymore. Then you get a clock mechanisem (you should be able to pick one up in a craft store or something) fit the mechanisem through the CD glue it to the back then put the d12's around at each of the points of the clock... It didn't work too spectacularly, the CD was a bit small but I keep thinking I want to get a cool peice of fantasy artwork, glue it to an old record with a larger hole in the middle and make one that way... Gives me something to do in my spare time at least.

... I bet the mini Koplow D12s would work great for this project.

 

[Tewligan]

76) Put them in your gizzard, where they will grind any difficult-to-digest food before it moves to your stomach.

77) Birth control. Whenever a woman you find attractive enters the room, begin rolling up a character and loudly exclaiming how awesome his stats are.

78) Trick someone into swallowing a 20-sider (I dunno, tell 'em it's candy or something). When they start choking, you can do the Heimlich manouver and pow!, you're a hero. If you don't know the Heimlich, you should maybe not try this one.

79) Whenever someone asks you a question, roll a handful of dice and study them for a moment before answering.

 

[ph34r]

80. Cover them in chocolate and pass them off to little kids as candy.

 

[LGodamus]

81. VEGAS ..................and get kicked out of every casino..

 

[Hand of Evil]

78) Trick someone into swallowing a 20-sider (I dunno, tell 'em it's candy or something). When they start choking, you can do the Heimlich manouver and pow!, you're a hero. If you don't know the Heimlich, you should maybe not try this one.

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