1000 Quotes from holy (or unholy) tomes

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."

Strength, maybe? Could crop up in many places, though...


(Regarding what is best in life: )
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

Not good - and probably not LN, either.


"Your lack of faith is disturbing."

Could appear anywhere, I guess. ;)
 
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Here are some selected from an email I got, with a bit of adaptation they can work. I will add portfolios and stuff if I get time.

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
7. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
8. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
9. No, my powers can only be used for good(or evil).
10. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
11. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
12. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
13. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
14. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
15. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
16. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
17. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
subject
 


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