1000 things a Scarred Lands character might say

[Uruush]

"Gaurak's Bowels!"

"May Tanil guide your path, and lay a snare for your enemies."

"This place smells as foul as a Vangaurak's lair."

"You're no Gravelfist, orc, so today you'll die by my hand."

"You're looking more beautiful than Princess Hannatha herself today, <insert name>."

"We will descend upon them like the very Horsemen on Vangal!"

"Tonight we drink like it were the Festival of Wheat!"

"He sings like no Veshian bard I've ever heard. He sounds like a slitheren bitch in heat."

 

[Gospog]

Mathew,

These are great.

"He sings like no Veshian bard I've ever heard. He sounds like a slitheren bitch in heat."

I may never use this in my Scarred Lands game, but I think I might use it in real life!

Honestly, I think lines like these add a lot of local color to a game. Thanks for posting!

How about:

"I'd rather picnic in Geleeda's Grove!"

 

[Nightfall]

Very pithy things my friends!

 

[Sanackranib]

what scarred lands inhabitants might say

Don't forget:
". . .by Corean's hammer"

and

"Walk in the Light" - or "may Madriel light your way"
- followers of Madriel

 

[Voadam]

By the Gods! What kind of Titanspawn is that?

 

[Nightfall]

By the Gods! What kind of Titanspawn is that?

Shh! That's my mother in law, you morgaunt brained idiot. - Shelzarian moneychanger.

 

[Voadam]

Shh! That's my mother in law, you morgaunt brained idiot. - Shelzarian moneychanger.

Madriel's Grace! My condolences but at least you will have inspirational material for Creature Collection III

As for your insults, Those are call for a duel! Come alone and meet me at the Ghost Quarter in Hollowfaust at midnight. I have some business to take care of first, so do not worry if I am a little late, just keep shouting for me and you will have your fight.

 

[Sanackranib]

1000 things . . . .

"Who ever heard of a BLACK unicorn . . . "
- short lived novice adventurer in the Hornsaw forest