1000 ways to be a D&D Snob

[alsih2o]

11. make sure you limit the mike at previously said awards, so you are in every pic



(apos again to eric )

 

[Furn_Darkside]

12. XP penalties for anyone who speaks OOC.... ever.

 

[Furn_Darkside]

13. You have made a character sheet of your stats- with very high int, wis, and cha scores.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

14. If your favorite product didn't win an award, it's because the awards are fixed. Or need fixing.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

15. Your "real life" stats contain any number above 11.

Sorry; couldn't resist...

This is kinda fun.

 

[Crothian]

16) you game by yourself becasue really, no one else can reach your divine level of role playing

 

[Furn_Darkside]

17. Prospective players must fill out an application and provide references.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

18. You made 1 or more pages of House Rules before 3e was released.

 

[ColonelHardisson]

19. Your House Rules are 20 or more pages in length.

 

[BluWolf]

Mock people who use published campaign worlds as "tourists".

Only allow people to play their own actual race in a game. "The minute you are an elf I'll let you play one".

Insist realism is more important than fun and require all your players to understand the evolution of feudalistic societies in an agrarian economy.

Insist all game sessions start by burning Ed Greenwood in effigy.

Join the RPGA.