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1000 ways to be a D&D Snob
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Furn_Darkside
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37. Demand to be respected due to the number of posts you have on ENworld, rpg.net, and the WOTC boards.
ColonelHardisson
What? Me Worry?
38. You feel so strongly that 3e isn't "true" D&D, that you refuse to call it that. You post to message aboards about what 3e should be referred to as.
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ColonelHardisson
What? Me Worry?
39. You feel that THACO and all the various saves of previous editions are inherently superior, and you can provide proof of why that is so.
Khan the Warlord
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40. Keep reminding every new gamer you meet that the only alignment choices for D&D when you started playing were Lawful, Neutral, and Chaotic.
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Michael Sorensen
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Don't actually use dungeons or dragons in your game as those aren't needed for the TRUE roleplayer.
MeepoTheMighty
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45ish. You can fluently speak an alignment tongue.
46. You "haven't played since 1985 because every single thing published for 2nd edition was a bunch of munchiney powergamey claptrap."
47. You refer to the players as "actors" and your gaming sessions as "scenes." Er, wait, that's White Wolf snobs.
48. You refuse to even look at any book besides the PHB, DMG, and MM, since they must obviously be unbalanced munchkin food.
49. You let your own munchkin fantasies pervade your homebrew world and destroy any semblance of balance whatsoever. (I had a DM once who felt that dwarves in his world should be able to keep fighting until they reach negative Con*2, and that sorcerors should be able to pick from EVERY spell in the phb... really left my elven druid twiddling his thumbs...)
46. You "haven't played since 1985 because every single thing published for 2nd edition was a bunch of munchiney powergamey claptrap."
47. You refer to the players as "actors" and your gaming sessions as "scenes." Er, wait, that's White Wolf snobs.
48. You refuse to even look at any book besides the PHB, DMG, and MM, since they must obviously be unbalanced munchkin food.
49. You let your own munchkin fantasies pervade your homebrew world and destroy any semblance of balance whatsoever. (I had a DM once who felt that dwarves in his world should be able to keep fighting until they reach negative Con*2, and that sorcerors should be able to pick from EVERY spell in the phb... really left my elven druid twiddling his thumbs...)
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Furn_Darkside
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50. You carry your dice everywhere.. just in case.
51. You refuse to speak about gaming with a non-gamer. They just could not possibly understand.
51. You refuse to speak about gaming with a non-gamer. They just could not possibly understand.
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