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1000 ways to be a D&D Snob


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158. You believe that any encounter with a dragon that doesn't end with at least half the party dead was munchkiny.

159. You insist that the 3E harm is not broken, but complain that the monk is.

160. You have strong opinions that X is broken and Y got the shaft, and no one can convince you otherwise. They're all wrong, and only you know the one true answer.

161. You insist that clerics can only cast spells of up to 7th level.
 

162. You only allow published D&D or D20 authors, artists, editors, etc. into your home gaming group. (Not that those are hard to find these days...)

163. You like the concept of a bright red shirt that screams Chainmail Bikini on the back, but in practice you're a bit embarrassed to wear it in public, and end up saving it for wearing around the house on "laundry day."
 

164. You use a 1st edition DMG when DMing 3rd edition D&D because you've got to have a chance of wandering prostitutes in those city encounters.
 
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163. You like the concept of a bright red shirt that screams Chainmail Bikini on the back, but in practice you're a bit embarrassed to wear it in public, and end up saving it for wearing around the house on "laundry day."

lol. You caught me. Actually I forgot to pack more than one for myself, and the prospect of wearing a smaller size or wearing the same one more than once was just not a good idea. Besides, everyone seems to look at Heather anyway, for some reason.
 
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