1001 Foolproof Trolls

[Shade]

52. Blah blah rules lite blah blah
53. Dragon/Dungeon should...
54. Sell me on blah

 

[Emirikol]

55. The RPGA is great
56. The RPGA sucks

jh

 

[Raven Crowking]

57. Any criticism of the current edition, regardless of how well-founded or how ill-conceived.
58. Any suggestion that you can change the RAW if you don't like the effects it has on your campaign.
59. Any suggestion that you cannot change the RAW if you don't like the effects it has on your campaign.
60. Any suggestion that the DM has the right to set the parameters of a game he is running.
61. Any suggestion that the DM does not have the right to set the parameters of a game he is running.
62. Anything else.

 

[Whimsical]

The Knights of the Dinner Table magazine puts (or used to put; I have read it in a while) a controversial question to gamers, then prints reponses in the following magazine.

I don't have easy access to them right now, but the only one that I can recall right now is "Real Dwarven women have beards!"

Oh. And...63) Real Dwarven women have beards!

Anyone else remember any others?

 

[Zhaleskra]

46. Dungeonpunk (spikey armor, leather and buckles)
47. Pokemounts

#47 made me laugh.

 

[Evilhalfling]

63. My DM is such a jerk because he ....
64. the market demands/won't allow 4e right now.
65. demon lords should be ....
66. the rules dont say <blah blah blah> is not allowed, so in definance of logic, similar rules, realism, and balance it can be done.
67. psionics suck
68. help me with my relationship

 

[Jedi_Solo]

69. What should be in 4th Edition?
70. <Blah Blah Blah> Point Buy <blah blah blah>

 

[Raven Crowking]

71. I want to play a half-red dragon, half-troll water elemental shadow template flumph, and my DM won't let me!

 

[Joshua Randall]

72. what's the math for 4d6 drop lowest?

 

[Agent Oracle]

Because everyone seemed to miss it when it was 63

73. Real Dwarven women have beards

and now, new stuff:

74. Why don't (race) game?
75. Why don't girls game?
76. Why don't you (derogatory term for intelligent people) get a life?