1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[demiurge1138]

Not cursed items, just silly ones
Just to get things started...

1. Decanter of Endless Socks
2. The Kidney of Vecna
3. Filing Cabinet of Keen Edges

C'mon, there have gotto be more of these.

Demiurge out.

 

[Grim]

4. The Ring of Reguritation

 

[DerianCypher]

5. Belt of Obesity
6. Spectacles of Dyslexia
7. Boots of Squishness

 

[Dimenhydrinate]

8. Hammer of dunderbolts
9. Boots of Sleeze
10. Ring of Vampiric Regurgitation
11. Robe of Pies
12. Daern's Instant Tortise






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[Bloodstone Mage]

My all-time favorite item:

Otto's Irresistible Dance Dance Revolution arcade game

Cheers!

 

[Dimenhydrinate]

14. Deck of Protrusions

 

[Christian Walker]

15. Vorpal Spatula

 

[Gnarlo]

16. Figurine of Wondrous Power: Gypsum Commoner
17. Sphere of Phlegm
18. Belt of the Nunnery

 

[Dimenhydrinate]

19. Hamhock of the Titans

 

[demiurge1138]

20. Juggling-clubs of Annihilation
21. Vorpal Runcible Spoon
22. Ioun Stone of Summoning ("Fiendish girillion, I choose you!")
23. Deck of Few Things
24. An Ogre-Slaying Knife That's Got A +9 Against Ogres

Demiurge out.