1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[DerianCypher]

25. Ethereal Fly Swatter
26. Keen Spoon
27. Key Ring of Random Teleportation ("I thought I put them *right here*!!!)


DC

 

[Moulin Rogue]

28. Ring of Trolling
29. Gauntlets of Meepo
30. Wand of Nerfing
31. Scroll of Errata
32. Cloak of the Munchkin
33. Tome of First Printing

 

[jayaint]

34. Toothpick of Splintering
35. Ever-Dribbling Goblet
36. Cauldron of Flatulence
37. Lintball +1

 

[Saepiroth]

38: Collar of the Jive Turkey
39: Lute of Headbanging
40: The Foreigner Belt! (ATHF, anyone?)
41: Scroll of Bigby's Soiled Underpants

 

[MrZoink]

42: Probe of the Archmagi
43: Necklace of Hairballs
44: Ring of Lizardry
45: Opera Radish of Koala

 

[Gnarlo]

46: Immovable Spam
47: Bottle of Hair
48: Banjo of Deliverance

 

[Zerth]

49: Pearl of the Swines
50: Mask of the Krusk
51: Dust of Many Itches

 

[Bloodstone Mage]

40: The Foreigner Belt! (ATHF, anyone?)

Ah, yes. That was a great one. Those damned Moonites.

52. Boomerang of Annihilation.
53. Portable Hole Robe.
54. Tome of Understanding v3.5.
55. Money Pouch of Devouring.
56. Mixed 1980's Tape of Vecna.
57. Sofa of Telepathy.
58. D&D Miniatures (that come to life and hack up your copies of 3.0 in your sleep).

Cheers!

 

[Thresher]

59. Decanter of Endless Tears
60. Myrlands Spork

 

[clark411]

61. Sovereign Grue.
62. Orb of Paperweighting.
63. Sword of Zero Reach.
64. Periapt of the Helm of Bracers +4
65. Slippers of Fish Climbing.
66. Ring of Betrothal (Type: Gibbering Mouthers)
67. The Dreaded Half-Horned Helm of Huzzah!