1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants
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glincaelin
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102 girdle of woodchuck friendship
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Feathercircle
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103. Dehydrated plot device- Just add water!
Angcuru
First Post
108. Spear (+10 vs. Level 1 Wizards) wieldable only by kobolds.
109. Doggie Biscuit of Werewolf Attraction
110. Butterknife of Masonry Slaying
111. Ioun Stone of Vertigo
112. Remote Control of Blinking
113. Potion of True Resurrection
114. Decanter of Endless Urine
115. Keen Vorpal Dental Floss
109. Doggie Biscuit of Werewolf Attraction
110. Butterknife of Masonry Slaying
111. Ioun Stone of Vertigo
112. Remote Control of Blinking
113. Potion of True Resurrection
114. Decanter of Endless Urine
115. Keen Vorpal Dental Floss
HEL Pit Fiend
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120. Ever-rolling D20
121. GM's censer of min/max player from hell summoning IX
122. Ever-bitching wife of true nagging - very possibly a cursed item (only removable by a miracle spell)
121. GM's censer of min/max player from hell summoning IX
122. Ever-bitching wife of true nagging - very possibly a cursed item (only removable by a miracle spell)
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Goobermunch
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123. Vorpal Club
124. Onyx Ball (it's like a crystal ball . . . but it's black (it does have those three odd holes)).
125. Ring of Binding (it goes between the pinky and the middle finger on the left hand).
126. Robe of Noses
127. The Rod of Lordly Won't
128. The Staff of Striking (quits working at random, demands more pay).
--G
124. Onyx Ball (it's like a crystal ball . . . but it's black (it does have those three odd holes)).
125. Ring of Binding (it goes between the pinky and the middle finger on the left hand).
126. Robe of Noses
127. The Rod of Lordly Won't
128. The Staff of Striking (quits working at random, demands more pay).
--G
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Delemental
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129. Nolzur's Marvelous Pig
130. Daern's Exceedingly Slow Fortress
131. Brassierre of Controlling Fire Elementals
132. Gloves of Devouring
133. Bucknard's Way Too Full Purse
134. Heward's Handy Hacky Sack
135. Eversmoking Roommate
136. Rod of Insecurity
137. Quaal's Feather Token: Silver Piece (cost: 100 gp)
138. Periapt of Unsubstantiated Proof Against Poison
139. Ring of Spell Checking
140. Greased Rope of Climbing
141. Expandable Poll
142. Immovable Cod
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130. Daern's Exceedingly Slow Fortress
131. Brassierre of Controlling Fire Elementals
132. Gloves of Devouring
133. Bucknard's Way Too Full Purse
134. Heward's Handy Hacky Sack
135. Eversmoking Roommate
136. Rod of Insecurity
137. Quaal's Feather Token: Silver Piece (cost: 100 gp)
138. Periapt of Unsubstantiated Proof Against Poison
139. Ring of Spell Checking
140. Greased Rope of Climbing
141. Expandable Poll
142. Immovable Cod
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