1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[Angcuru]

198. Wetsuit of Sinking +83
199. Ever-moist Water-Repellant Socks
200. Building Foundation of Crumbling +4
201. 22 Mice in an 11-hamster bag.
202. Bag of Dropping.

 

[Ravellion]

D20 Modern.

203: Permanently Invisible Television
204: Solar Powered Torch of Daylight.

 

[ejja_1]

Ring of panty shielding
Mighty helm of persparation
Necklass of fireball jawbreakers
Pillow of the merelith

 

[tetsujin28]

209 Trashbin of Out of Date Catchphrases. The catchphrases, once inserted, are no longer in the gameworld. Useful for words and phrases such as "nerfed", "def", "Monte Cook says...", "X got the shaft", and "boss".

 

[demiurge1138]

210. Codpiece of Horrid Wilting
211. Ring of Wizardry 0 (doubles all cantrips!)
212. Heward's Heavy Haversack
213. Robe of Cursed Things

Demiurge out.

 

[Sejs]

214. Codpeice of Monsterous Attention
215. Bedpan of Holding
216. Hat of Devouring
217. Longbow +1, Oathblow
218. Vorpal Ioun Stone
219. Longsword +1, Lametongue
220. Potion of Cat's Strength
221. Potion of Bull's Grace
222. Potion of Protection from Elements (hydrogen)
223. Ring of Degeneration
224. Oil Flask of Fire Extinguishing
225. Moveable Rod
226. Pocket Aparatus of Kwalish
227. Bag of Withholding
228. Belt, Nudist's
229. Molding Boat
230. Bracelet of Enemies
231. Broom of Cleansing
232. Candle of Slight Illumination
233. Carpet of Not Tracking Those Muddy Boots All Over The House
234. Cloak of Elviskind
235. Cloak of the Manta Cone, Spread, or Burst
236. Cloak of Resistance Is Futile
237. Cubic Grate
238. Daern's Instant Coffee-mate
239. Decanter of Endless Expectations
240. Eyes of the Beagle
241. Glove of Snoring
242. Heward's Handy Hackeysack
243. Horn of Frog
244. Illicit Herbage of Meditation
245. Rubber Bands of Bilaro
246. Matlock of the Titans
247. Mall of the Titans
248. Necklace of **** Beads
249. Lead Pipes of Pain
250. Stationary Hole
251. Archmagi of the Archmagi
252. Robe of 3-Speed Blending
253. Robe of Noses
254. Red Tape of Entanglement
255. Pillow of Keen Edges
256. Scarab, Golembanebane
257. Squeaky Clown Shoes of Spider Climbing
258. Well of Current World
259. Wings of Frying
260. Deck of Single Thing

 

[dok]

and it goes on...

261: Bathrobe of the archmagi
262: Bead of Farce

 

[devoblue]

263. Portaloo Hole
264. Broom of the Mother-in-Law
265. Platemail of Thievery
266. Stone Horse (Rocking)
267. Medalion of Amorous Thoughts
268. Codpiece of reduction (Codpiece of enlargement may be more popular)

 

[Ace]

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211. Ring of Wizardry 0 (doubles all cantrips!)


Demiurge out. [/B]

Actually thats a usefull item for a low level mage!

 

[MerakSpielman]

269. Book of Unlimited (But Censored) Pornography. "Darn it, the good bits are blacked out on every single page!"

270. Ring of Kender Attraction