1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[beta-ray]

68. Britches of eternal soiling

 

[psychognome]

My all-time favorite item:

Otto's Irresistible Dance Dance Revolution arcade game

Cheers!

That is going to be used in my d20 Modern Urban Arcana campaign! Thanks, man!

 

[Teflon Billy]

69. Potion of Gasiest Form

 

[psychognome]

70. Boots of Dwarvenkind
71. The Horny Helmet

 

[devoblue]

72. Bow of Arrow snaring
73. Codpiece of Lightning
74. Club of Hamster Slaying
75. Helm of the mullet
76. Potion of Instant Cheese
77. Leomund's Secret Lunchbox
78. Wings of the penguin

 

[ArielManx]

79. Necklace of Hairballs
80. Horseshoes of Fancy-Prancing
81. Wand of Melf's Miniature Marshmellows

 

[jonesy]

82. The Hastur Hastur Hastur karaoke machine.
83. Boots of Bump.
84. The nipple ring of protection.
85. The wand of wand.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

86) Book of Vile Cooking
87) Hotmail Account of Endless SPAM
88) Dicebag of Pointblank shot (stick the Die in, take the die out, fire!)
89) Immovable Ship
90) Dentures of Exploding

 

[Buttercup]

And for the female adventurer:

91. Underwire bra of eternal poking
92. Chainmail thong bikini underpants
93. High Heeled Boots of Foot Stench
94. Ointment of pimples.

edited to correct numbering

 

[Sixchan]

81. Wand of Melf's Miniature Marshmellows

Perfect to go with:

95. Decanter of Endless Hot Chocolate.