1001 signs of the complete munchkin

[Jeph]

1) You call player X and tell him all he'l need for the game sunday is the core rulebook. He shows up with the Complete Guide to Campaign-Breaking Powergameing.

 

[yeebarr]

(2) Just before her character dies she has the strangest desire to hand over all her gold and treasure to a complete stranger (who just so happens to be her next character)

 

[Voobaha]

(3) He is only 3 feet tall (and the bravest little hobbit of them all...)

(4) You require the player to hum a tune when his PC Bard sings in combat (because you're a Role Playing Snob), and he belts out the "Lollipop Guild" song from the Wizard of Oz.

(5) While travelling on the plane of Oz, said player uses his +5 Vorpal Lollipop of Plot-Essential NPC Slaying to lop off Dorothy's head and steal her ruby slippers.

 

[Tom Cashel]

6) You "play the munchkin" so holier-than-thou RPG snobs can take cheap shots at you.

 

[Darkness]

7) Your "luck" at dice-rolling is really incredible - like, rolling a natural 20 (on a d20) on every second roll or so.

 

[Rashak Mani]

8) The player has spreadsheets with comparative analysis of stat arrangements, Power Attack usefullness, etc..

 

[Xarlen]

9) He just purchased the FRCS.

I'm sorry, I love FR. I just had to be the first one out of the bag.

10) Three words: Good Drow Ranger.

11) He tries to convince you of the usefullness of Spellfire.

12) He weighs how best to stack three templates.

 

[silvertable81]

13) Clips Power Play blocks from Dragon Magazine and keeps a scrapbook.

 

[Chun-tzu]

14) He needs half the character sheet to list all his classes and prestige classes.

 

[Cedric]

13. He asks if you're allowing people to take over five Prestige Classes.

Cedric