101 Bizarre Elvish Customs


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16) Dance-fighting is mocked by other races because it involves great leaps, lunges, pirouettes and posing. Banter, sportsmanlike compliments and clever taunts are also encouraged. But Elves don't take their dueling seriously. Often the loser in a dance-fight to death accidentally stabs him or himself or falls off of a ledge.
 



19. Elves naturally have normal ears. But many generations ago, they began breeding of doberman pinschers and really like the traditional cropped ear style. Ear cropping has since become a rite of passage to adulthood.
 

20) To work around the strict woodcutting commandment, many elves raise beavers to harvest wood. Some grow as large as dogs, and are trained to be agressive towards non-elves.
 

21) Jokes, puns and innuendo regarding elvish beavers are punishable by death, a rule that outsiders often fall foul of.
 
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23) Elves in this forest consider interpretive dance to be the best method of explaining things to outsiders. They become indignant and impatient if their audiences express confusion.
 


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