101 ways on knowing your character is too Evil


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Lela said:
Darkness rules over light!!!!!
ROFL! :D
Also... What can I say - I just like the picture of all the poor little Solars, now soul-bound into rather mundane items. ;)
But not Cats. ;)
Not yet, anyway - but just wait 'til I add them to my portfolio. /me points at sig. :D
 

Darkness said:

Not yet, anyway - but just wait 'til I add them to my portfolio. /me points at sig. :D

Naw, I don't think you'll ever have true power over cats. That kind of powerful mojo belongs to a certain pirate we know. ;)

Never mess with a guy who rules cats. Never. *Evil DM Laugh*:D
 
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34) You fart and ghasts find the stench horrible.

35) You think HARM is all right as is.

36) A Pit Fiend comes to you and says:" Where do I sign ?"

37) Somebody utters your name three times and you appear next to him.

38) You hire some goon to aim at the DM with a laser pointer whenever you have to make a saving throw.

39) The Tarasque must make a will save DC 60 or flee when you wake up.

40) You start an alignment thread on ENworld.
 


41 You force whole kingdoms to do the Chicken Dance for your amusement.

42 Your favorite saying is "it's like taking thumbs from a baby"

43 You consider halflings as "good eating"

44 You can make undead weep.
 

45. You actually LIKE math
46. You refer to your companions as 'meat shields' and 'canon fodder' to their faces and they agree with you.
47. You have knowledge (Being Evil) as a class skill
48. When the evil gods have a team meeting, they always send you an invitation..
 

49. You are banned from Nutkinland for speaking of your character's explotes.

50. Hextor and Vecna compete for a chance to date you.
 

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