101 ways on knowing your character is too Evil


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51) The ELH has no way to stop your evil exploits.

52) You say "Hastur Hastur Hastur" and you hear "Master?"

53) You mention that you intend on using the BoVD and the other players sigh in relief.

54) Dark artifacts channel your power (it's now no longer the hand of Vecna).

55) DethHurtz sees you coming and screams. (Not a D&D reference)

56) You prod a Sphere of Anihilation and it dissolves.

57) "Virgin oil" takes on a whole new meaning...
(Contains only the finest....)

58) A mind flayer latches onto you and says, "Yow, that's hot!"

59) Mike from SEMME wants to be your friend.

60) Someone says, "Are you sure you didn't use too many lasers there?" and you say "You know what they say, there's no such thing as too many lasers." (Yes, in D&D.)

61) You have learned the secrets of undeath, discovered the path to eternal unholy existance, but they say they don't want you near them.

62) You wear Crenshinibon around your neck as a "useless bauble".

63) You open a Gate between your world and the Abyss, and evil starts leaking out and corrupting the Abyss.

64) Moebius and the Elder God fear you.

65) The Hylden fear you.

66) You just got your Law degree... with "Honours".

67) The swirling mists of Ravenloft come for you... and change their mind.

(Anything confusing here? My experience of evil is rather broad, so there might be some obscure references.)
 



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