101 Ways to tell your Dungeon Master is not going to allow your character...

[Twichyboy]

170: when you start talking about breaking your paladin or knights code when it's convenient to you,

 

[Zustiur]

171: Race: Italian. Class: Plumber. Name: Mario. And your character comes with it's own theme music...
172: It's 3E, you chose a kobold rogue you saw on ENWorld...

 

[Ravellion]

173: "I know the other players did not make gestalt characters, but it's not my problem they brought knives to a gunfight!"
174: The DM has a rule that each feat, spell or item you have on your sheet must come from a book you have with you. You came into the room with a 30kg suitcase.

 

[Swedish Chef]

Any of the characters you create are based off the characters being run by any of the players in Knights of the Dinner Table.