101 Ways to tell your Dungeon Master is not going to allow your character...

[MeepoTheMighty]

80) Name, Black Mage. Race, Black Mage. Class, Black Mage. Special Ability, Hadoken.

131) Name: Red Mage. Race: Red Mage Class: Red Mage Player: Red Mage. Notes: Red mage wears all armor, accessories, items of power and/or interest, weapons, scrolls, spell items, spell componets, wands, staves, and rods at all times, including, but not limited to, sleeping, eating, and bathing.

132) Sword-chucks, yo!

 

[Magius del Cotto]

133: The DM looks at your sheet and asks, "How many different settings did you make this from?"
134: The DM grabs Call of Cthulhu and you grab Spycraft.
135: The DM grabs the DMG and you grab Magic of Faerun.

 

[jdavis]

136 You tell the DM you modeled your character after his wife, the character is a Half Orc Barbarian.

 

[Mr.Satan]

137) Your character has an ECL of 760.
138) Your character is a 140 HD Amidah, Pseudonatural, Lichfiend Armathrax Acolyte of the Abyss (obyrith) with gestalt level levels in multiple classes and prestige classes from various sourcebooks and happens to be the spawn of Loki and Aditi.
139) Your character's name is Chuck...last name...Norris.
140) Your character is a hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional being.

 

[Dioltach]

140) Your character is a hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional being.

So ... a mouse?

 

[Zelda Themelin]

141. Your character is boring
142. Your gestalt character is wizard/sorcerer
143. You want to create character who doesn't believe in gods in Scarred Land
144. You want to play paladin.. in this group. really
145. "I know my character sucks in this heroic game but he is ROLEPLAYING character" (go away)
146. Werty 1-4 were kinda funny, but joke starts to be old no W.E.R.T.Y. V

 

[Zelda Themelin]

So ... a mouse?

No no... awakened mouse.

 

[Zelda Themelin]

104: you only have one magical ring and it's THE ONE RING....

cursed ring of invisibility

 

[Oryan77]

Nobody told me there was going to be a 10 year reunion for this thread!

 

[Alzrius]

Now this is thread necromancy I can believe in!

147) Your character is a bard, and you - the player - insist on verbally singing every time your character uses bardic music.

148) Your DM's response to your character's back-story is NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

149) The DM snatches your character sheet away from you and goes on a quest to destroy it in the fires of Mt. Doom.