101 Ways to tell your Dungeon Master is not going to allow your character...

[blackshirt5]

92) You are a multiclassed Monte Cook Ranger/Rokugan Ninja. Just for flavor though.

 

[Avarice]

the other side of the coin...

93) Your character is a crippled, one-eyed, gully dwarf bard with a bad case of tuberculosis, because all the other options just seemed "too munchkin".

94) While demonstrating your bard's musical prowess, you pull out a kazoo.

95) When trying to explain your character concept to the DM, the first words out of your mouth are "do you remember the 'Toon' RPG?"

 

[teitan]

96) When you say "I want my character to be like Walker Bo and I am planning him out to take the Elder Druid Prestige Class from Dragon Magazine that allows me to cast tongues and comprehend languages at will. Oh yeah I get Evasion too. And that's just first level!!!"

Anyone else think that is just way overpowered?

97) My monk uses the Flying GUillotine from the Quintessential Monk and has the improved critical feat.

 

[Jeremy]

98) You start the conversation with, "I really think Were-Bears need a hybrid form don't you? See I was thinking..."

99) "I only used 14 supplements on this draft of my character sheet. ---What's wrong?"

 

[sohcahtoa_e_pi]

Almost There...

100) You say "I hope you don't mind that I created my own class for this character."

 

[Valicor]

101. Your character as a spot on the character sheet listed as TPK. The number marked beside it is 10.

DM" Whats that?"
PC" Ohh, thats a track list of all the campaign's this character has been in"

 

[papa_laz]

102. You tell the DM that since you spent all that money on Deities and Demigods you may as well get some use out of it.

 

[s/LaSH]

103. "I decided to name him Drizzt. -What? That's taken? OK... what about Tanis? Nobody's going to... oh. All right, Elmin- why are you laughing? I'll just take some stupid name that nobody could possibly have come up with. Mordenkainen! How do you like that?"

 

[pat_b]

104: you only have one magical ring and it's THE ONE RING....

 

[pisceanmars]

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105: your character is focused and specialized in "infant limbs"