101 Ways to tell your Dungeon Master is not going to allow your character...

[Jack Daniel]

76) One word: Saiyajin.

77) Your alignment is evil, but you promise not to ask how much XPs the peasants are worth

78) Two words: Ash... Housewares.

79) You ask the DM if you can use the Swashbuckling Adventures rule that lets you lose a limb instead of dying whenever you go under for hit points. You then explain to your fellow PCs that the real reason is so you can use Jedi quotes the first time it happens, and Monty Python quotes every subsquent time.

79) Three words: Tolkien-Faithful Elf

80) Name, Black Mage. Race, Black Mage. Class, Black Mage. Special Ability, Hadoken.

 

[Sanackranib]

too powerfull

if you have to ask the DM how much meta gaming is ok then . . .

 

[Silver Moon]

81. The DM announces that the module will require a high level party with representation from all of the major character classes, and you announce "OK, I've got a character right here that does that"

 

[VagabondDM]

82) After you submit your character your DM asks if you've ever seen what happens to paper when you drop it in acid.

83) Your DM uses your character sheet to train his new puppies

84) He has a waste basket next to his chair with your name printed on it.

edit for lousy keyboard

 

[Alustreil]

85) Two Words: female kender

86) The sole reasoning behind the character is "but she's got wings and looks cute!!" (which i tried pulling when i wanted to play a pixy in my husband's last campaign... oddly enough he veto'd my kender too *sigh*)

 

[VagabondDM]

85) Two Words: female kender

86) The sole reasoning behind the character is "but she's got wings and looks cute!!" (which i tried pulling when i wanted to play a pixy in my husband's last campaign... oddly enough he veto'd my kender too *sigh*)

87) You happen to be my wife and I'm running the game.

I'm just not a big fan of 'cute'. ^_^

 

[kengar]

88) When your character is a Drow (or Half-Drow) anything!

 

[Sanackranib]

1010 ways . . .

89) you have to ask the DM how much xp your LE necromancer will get when he assassinates the rest of the (LG) party

 

[jdavis]

90 Your character is a first level commoner who one day would like to pick up a couple of levels in expert to show his mastery of X Box games.

 

[alsih2o]

91 you try to choose Harm as a feat