101 Ways to tell your Dungeon Master is not going to allow your character...

[AngelTears]

29) Your character is a magic user in a modern campaign

30) The DM looks at your characters and says no; correction he slowly tears it up in to small strips and then says no.

31) You can see vein you didn't know start to pulse as the Dm looks over your character sheet.

-Angel Tears

 

[KDLadage]

28) Your magic items are the Hand of Vecna, the Eye of Vecna, and the Sword of Kas.

And the Teeth of Dalver-Nar (sp?) and the original Invulnerable Coat of Arnd.

 

[shadow]

32) Your character has the Vampire template. When asked about it you reply to the DM "The vampire templates not there for munchkinism, honestly . It's there to give me a chance to experience role-playing an angst ridden monster trying to hang on to his humanity!" (You'll be surpirsed how often that excuse works!)

 

[Dagger75]

33. They were made by my players.

34. "I got this character idea from EN World" says the player

 

[Ace]

If I'm ever in Austria, I'll know where to look for a game. (No gnomes IMC either )

Add another to the No Gnomes list

Not IMC either

 

[Michael Tree]

35. It's a Rokugan game, and the character's name is Olaf Bjornson.
(This actually happened in a friend of mine's Rokugan game. Well, I made the name up, but a player wanted to play a viking)

 

[DM_Matt]

36. You try to justify being Chosen of two gods by saying that they are your parents

37. You are Reapersaurus

 

[KDLadage]

36. You try to justify being Chosen of two gods by saying that they are your parents

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Damn... killed another keyboard with Pepsi-Twist...

 

[Redleg06]

38. Your character is a stocky cigar chomping fighter who's bones are laced with adamantite, has six adamantite daggers that protrude from the back of his hands at will, he regenerates 5 HP / round, and calls everybody "Bub".





(Wolverine, the "Drizzt" of the '80s!)

 

[jasper]

You back story is printed and spiral bound and thicker than all the core books, splats and New York Sunday times.

Your spare vechile is the Starship Enterprise, your primary is the the Battlestar...

First level paladin issued +5 holy avenger.