11am-3pm Paranoia ORC and PIE IV FULL

[Thunderfoot]

Grease B Gone? As in Blue? Why Hygiene officer, how do you, such a loyal citizen, even know such a substance exists?

OOC - Sorry - couldn't get my keyboard to type the 'B' backwards.
IC
No friend equpment guy, it is obvious that you have mistaken B for B , they are completely different. I would never attempt to acquire information above my security clearance unless the computer wished me to, and of course he would never do that, unless he did, all hail the computer!

 

[Piratecat]

Friend computer! This troubleshooter (Piratecat only) is forced to withdraw from this mission. My treasonous inability to attend the game and complete the mission was a direct result of horrible hygiene issues that were caused by our 'Hygiene' Officer's incompetence. I regret this, and volunteer Thunderfoot to suffer any punishment assigned to me as well.

(In truth, I have a conflict I can't resolve, and you're such a fun Paranoia judge that I don't feel bad opening the slot up to other people. I wish to pick up the red gauntlet and be in 2008's game if at all possible!)

 

[Crothian]

Sorry to see you go PC. One slot open now!!

 

[Clefton Twain]

If the computer, in all its righteous glory, would deem me worthy, I would be honored to take up this quest!

All hail the computer!

--CT

 

[Piratecat]

Make me proud. Die with style.

 

[Clefton Twain]

I will make sure it is all recorded properly so that others may see my mistakes...and probably make them again but in a much more grandiose fashion.

--CT

 

[Thunderfoot]

Friend computer! This troubleshooter (Piratecat only) is forced to withdraw from this mission. My treasonous inability to attend the game and complete the mission was a direct result of horrible hygiene issues that were caused by our 'Hygiene' Officer's incompetence. I regret this, and volunteer Thunderfoot to suffer any punishment assigned to me as well.

(In truth, I have a conflict I can't resolve, and you're such a fun Paranoia judge that I don't feel bad opening the slot up to other people. I wish to pick up the red gauntlet and be in 2008's game if at all possible!)

Friend computer, though my fellow clone says that his condition is a direct result of hygiene issues, I would beg to disagree that said clone, while attaining graet camera angles knows nothing of the responsibilities entailed by my position, I requested his health evaluation from Housing Preservation and Development and Mind Control via a XV21A-37TK stroke R form (Request For Health History and Bar-B-Q Pit Installation requisition) and according to their records, his clone was healthy. Obviously he has contracted some sort of mutation, and as this clone knows nothing about mutations, other than that they are treasonous, because you, oh wise computer, said so, I humbly ask that you overlook my part in this incident and execute Piratecat for treasonous activity.

(Sorry you won't be there PC, I was looking forward to dying be your hand again.)

 

[Crothian]

Do playewrs want an advance look at their characters? Some of the Elite characters will be:

Vol-R-LICH
Drittz-R-DROW
Bigby-R-WIZZ
Lum-R-MADD

be afraid...be very afraid.

 

[Thunderfoot]

YEAH! Twisted good er bad fun!

If you have mine done, yeah, I'll take a peek. If not, I'm good with that too!

 

[Piratecat]

Annnnd... KidCthulhu has been summarily reprocessed by the Computer and can't make GenCon this year. So please open her slot up to someone else.

Thanks!