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[HellHound]

Ryan:

It's a game.

It is called "Sink"

SINK
A GAME
by Ala Hera, E.L., N.S.; RAYVILLE APPLE PANTHERS

SINK is played by discordians and people of much ilk.

PURPOSE: To sink object or an object or a thing... in water or mud or anything you can sink something in.

RULES: Sinking is allowd in any manner. To date, ten pound chunks of mud were used to sink a tobacco can. It is preferable to have a pit of water or a hole to drop things in. But rivers - bays - gulfs - I dare say even oceans can be used.

TURNS are taken thusly: who somever gets the junk up and in the air first.

DUTY: It shall be the duty of all persons playing "SINK" to help find more objects to sink, once one object is sunk.

UPON SINKING: The sinked shall yell "I sank it!" or something equally as thoughtful.

NAMING OF OBJECTS is some times desirable. The object is named by the finder of such object and whoever sinks it can say for instance, "I sunk Columbus, Ohio!"

 

[JimAde]

Philosophically it's related to that venerable pastime "Poohsticks," but I think it's designed from a more Narrativist perspective.

 

[HellHound]

It's a game for people who yell "Crowded!" in a burning theatre.

 

[HellHound]

Today, I sank Greyhawk. It looked like a coke can, but it was definitely Greyhawk.

 

[Umbran]

I sank Atlantis.
(And Hagbard still hasn't forgiven me.)

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I sank Pangea.

 

[Evilhalfling]

I sank I-25
it wasnt hard it was overburdened already.

 

[Umbran]

I sank this thread!

 

[JimAde]

I sank it! I sank a hot fudge sundae!

(And it was yummy, too!)

 

[nonamazing]

Eris hasn't been returning my phone calls, so I sank Manhattan.