orbitalfreak
Explorer
C:/Dos
C:/Dos Run
Run, Dos, Run!
Run, darnit, run!!
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend... Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."
If the left side of the brain controls the right hand, then only left-handed people are in their right mind.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Two wrongs do not make a right ... but three lefts do.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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What do you call twenty Blonds standing shoulder-to-shoulder?
--A wind tunnel.
Three women were going to be executed: a Redhead, a Brunette, and a Blonde. They are called up one at a time in front of a firing squad. The redhead is called up first, and stands before the riflemen. The executioner shouts "Ready, Aim..."
... And before he finishes, the redhead shouts "Tornado!!" This frightens everyone, and they all seek shelter, and the redhead escapes.
Angry, the executioner calls the brunette up to be executed. Again he cries "Ready, Aim, ..."
...And the brunette exclaims "Earthquake!!". Again, the frightened firing squad runs for cover, and the brunette goes free, escaping and following the redhead.
The blond has been watching all this, and decides that she will escape as well. The executioner calls her before the firing squad, and a final time cries "Ready...
Aim..."
And the blond screams at the top of her lungs..
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"FIRE!!"
C:/Dos Run
Run, Dos, Run!
Run, darnit, run!!
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend... Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."
If the left side of the brain controls the right hand, then only left-handed people are in their right mind.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Two wrongs do not make a right ... but three lefts do.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
*****************************************
What do you call twenty Blonds standing shoulder-to-shoulder?
--A wind tunnel.
Three women were going to be executed: a Redhead, a Brunette, and a Blonde. They are called up one at a time in front of a firing squad. The redhead is called up first, and stands before the riflemen. The executioner shouts "Ready, Aim..."
... And before he finishes, the redhead shouts "Tornado!!" This frightens everyone, and they all seek shelter, and the redhead escapes.
Angry, the executioner calls the brunette up to be executed. Again he cries "Ready, Aim, ..."
...And the brunette exclaims "Earthquake!!". Again, the frightened firing squad runs for cover, and the brunette goes free, escaping and following the redhead.
The blond has been watching all this, and decides that she will escape as well. The executioner calls her before the firing squad, and a final time cries "Ready...
Aim..."
And the blond screams at the top of her lungs..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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"FIRE!!"
