[3.5-Humor] Why is everyone picking on H?

[hong]

Fix the H spells
H spells are broken
Well my name starts with H an and I am offended!!!!

What about the D feats or the Q spells or equipment that starts with the letter Y--huh, what about it?

For the love of all that is holy---leave H alone!!

Starting member of HAG--H is Awesomely Good.

Darn tootin'.

 

[Cassander]

*openly weeps for the children*
OK, ok you have all convinced me I am legally changing my name to Al and asking Henry to change is to Enry.

O te umanity. I say remove H from te alpabet!!!!!

Tis is quite an idea! I bet tis is ow WotC plans on revising te spells!

Imagine:

Eel: Instead of restoring it points, Clerics would be able to sock teir opponents for electricity damage!

Arm: Add an appendage just like an Atac!

Aced: Get a +10 bonus on any ceck. "ey man, you ceated!" "Na, I just Aced my test"

Old Person: Since aging has been removed from 3e, tis spell would probably summon an elderly gentleman to deal wit your foes.

And um, if we can call you Al, wo's going to be your bodygaurd?

And I don't think enry will cange is name till D&D 8e (just a few years away at the current pace, tankfully!). Then e'll come ere and be singing:

Enry te eigt' I am I am, Enry te eigt' I am!

C'mon Busust (August will be renamed by ten after the emporer of the new millenium)

 

[Henry]

You te man, Ong!

I like te idea of calling myself ENry - it would fit wit ENWorld!

Of course, Morrus could start practicing is Cockney wen calling for me -

"Ere, ENry! Scrub the Forums clean wile I gets me bat!" e says.

"Yes, sir!" I says.

"And mind your P's and Q's!" e says.

"And tat nasty oter letter!" I reminds im.

Tat Morrus - e's a good man to me, e is.

 

[Piratecat]

Ha ha! K rules, H drools!

{runs off into the night, cackling wildly}

 

[Ashwyn]

And um, if we can call you Al, wo's going to be your bodygaurd?

Can I be your long lost pal?

 

[MEG Hal]

Can I be your long lost pal?

Yes you can Aswyn

Who will be my bodyguard??????

as long as it is not an alfling or alf-elf I will be fine.

I need an alf-elf template...if you want to be a alien puppet mix wit an elf....

 

[Horacio]

I refuse to lose my Hs

Horacio of the Hivemind

 

[Ashwyn]

I say we abolis K's as well. Tey are muc too ars and severe. And ave you noticed, tey loo an awful lot lie H's?

 

[Cassander]

I refuse to lose my Hs

Horacio of the Hivemind

Then you will burn in Ell!

(Yes, you'll be forced to ride trough Cicago for your entire afterlife.)

For now, owever, I sall summon the Spanis Inquisition to deal wit you!

Repent and cange your name to Oracio or go back to 2nd edition (UNREVISED!)

 

[Ashwyn]

Repent and cange your name to Oracio or go back to 2nd edition (UNREVISED!)

Tat would be a orrible fate.