[3.5-Humor] Why is everyone picking on H?

[Horacio]

Repent and cange your name to Oracio or go back to 2nd edition (UNREVISED!)

Hey, tHakns! It could be worse, you could have tHreatened me witH 2.5 ed (Skills and Powers...)

Horacio of the Hivemind

 

[Ashwyn]

Furtermore, I tin tat Q sould be illed as well. It as the same arsness of K. I tin tis will be uite a good cange to te way we spea. Tan you for your cooperation.

 

[Horacio]

Tan you for your cooperation.

WHat? If I cooperate my skin would get tanned? Don't you know that excesive tanning is bad for skin? No, tHanks, I prefer keeping my Hs

 

[Cassander]

*ey, t*akns! It could be worse, you could *ave t*reatened me wit* 2.5 ed (Skills and Powers...)

*oracio of the *ivemind

You Luddite! For centuries your kind has stood in the way of Progress, and for centuries society has stayed its course along the tracks of the future, smusing the bodies of all tose wo foolisly try to stop us!

Yes, figuring out sub-ability scores may have taken weeks, and more weeks spent picking and coosing options for classes, but it was Progress, just like 3rd edition and just like 3.5 edition and if you don't stop using tose blasted evil letters you too sall be crused beneat the migt of the great steam engine known as D&D Progress!

Roll a save versus deat magic *cackles with evil laugter*

Nobody expects the Spanis Inquisition.

 

[Henry]

I i "I" i i i i "I" i i i i.

(Translation: I think that all letters except "I" should be abolished as well. After all, all letters are equally evil and sinister, except for the letter "I", which resembles the number 1, which we know is the Lonliest Number, and deserves sympathy, not smackdown.)

 

[Horacio]

Nobody expects the Spanis Inquisition.

Well, I expect it, because I'm SpanisH

And I passed the save

 

[MEG Hal]

I i "I" i i i i "I" i i i i

IIiiii?II I III!!III ii iiiIiiiiIiii i ii Ii i I iiii ii Iiiii I iiiiii iii iii ii iiiiiii?

 

[Ashwyn]

IIiiii?II I III!!III ii iiiIiiiiIiii i ii Ii i I iiii ii Iiiii I iiiiii iii iii ii iiiiiii?

'm sorry, but tn tat I as to be gotten rd of, because t loos le an H tat s rotated 90 degrees.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Just so long as you don't do away wit te 'L', cos ten I'll be Taarn, and tat's a terrible name...

 

[MEG Hal]

'm sorry, but tn tat I as to be gotten rd of, because t loos le an H tat s rotated 90 degrees.

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